Yes, My Guilty Pleasure is a Miley Cyrus Song
Okay, So Recently I Received The Red Rings Of Death On My Xbox 360, Which Means That As A Gamer, My Life Sucked For Two Weeks.
May 4, 2008 by MoonDoggie82
Filed under Movies & TV, Music, Uncategorized, Words
Miley Cyrus
Okay, so recently I received the red rings of death on my Xbox 360, which means that as a gamer, my life sucked for two weeks. As I waited for my Xbox to be sent back to me, I watched a lot of reality television, and here are my thoughts:
- Heidi Montague
– One of the stars from “The Hills.” Question: How the fuck is she famous? If the public can give and take celebrity away from people, why are we giving it to her? She is ugly, probably one of the ugliest women I’ve seen on TV (Linda Church of the CW11 Morning News runs a close second. What are you, like, 60? Your ass is entirely too old for network TV). She’s brainwashed by that cock sucking quief of a boyfriend/ex-boyfriend/fiancé/ex-fiancé, whatever the fuck he is now. Why would you make him your manager, you ass? He’s going to whore your horseface out until there is nothing left. What have you done to deserve fame? Are you an actress? No. Are you a designer? No. Are you a model? No. So we just established that you are a vacant twat, and that you are giving us nothing of value. Please do us all a favor and disappear. You’re rich so there is no reason for you to waste any of our time anymore.
- Miley Cyrus
– Okay, so she is not a reality star, but I fucking hate her with a fucking passion. She is so unbelievably fucking ugly (see picture) it makes me want to punch her in the face. As a matter of fact Miley, (she also had her name legally changed to Miley. WTBF.) I make you this promise: If I see you on the street, I swear to all that is holy I will punch you in the face. Also, if I see your dumbass hick of a father I’m going to punch him in the genitals for helping to produce you. The only reason you’re not the ugliest person I’ve ever seen is because you’re still young, so hopefully you have enough time to even out. Her face always pissed me off (see picture), but what sent me over to the “I will punch you in the face” side was the Hannah Montana Tour she did where the other headliner was Miley Cyrus, HERSELF!!! They’re the same fucking person! I want to punch her in the face even more now. I understand nobody knows who you are, but if you keep doing this dual identity thing you’re going to end up as twisted as Britney Spears (who was awesome on HIMYM). Now the new pictures she did for “Vanity Fair”: Why is everyone making such a big thing about it saying she’s nude? 1) The pictures were tastefully done. 2) She’s not naked. 3) She looks better in these pics than in her red carpet pics (again, look at the pics). So what if she has scoliosis back? It’s funny to me that Disney jumped all over her timid pics and starts making her apologize for the shit so feverishly what that other skank bottom bitch Vanessa Hudgens from “High School Musical” had photos showing her tiny titties and her bushy front bottom (seriously, please shave that; America is begging you), and what did Disney do? They fired her, then went “Oh shit, the slut can bring in more revenue for us with all the guys out there” so they hired her back with a substantial raise. So honestly, who should really be apologizing? Disney, that’s who. Where the fuck is all my money you fucks? You make all this money and I see no gain with my stocks, you fucking vaginas.
- Lauren “LC” Conrad
– The “Laguna Beach” “star” got her own show??? Okay. And they keep renewing it, why? It’s not like she has any skills. She used her influence and money to get an internship with “Teen Vogue,” and now we get to watch her journey. Yay! Now, I like LC. She was the only tolerable one either show. That is until she became Olsen twin thin. But I have one thing to look forward to: The LC Sex Tape. Yeah, baby. I love celeb sex tapes. They all look so awkward performing for the camera, but that’s their living. Go figure.
Who else could we talk about? The Olsen Twins? Nope, they’re irrelevant until they do porn. What ever happened to Elisha Cuthbert? Oh, I know…
- Audrina
– The other girl from “The Hills” who just happened to have had nude photos taker of her professionally, just for herself, and then, oops!, they’re suddenly leaked. Oh no, they were stolen and put on the internet. Bullshit. You aren’t famous. You want to be famous and you know sex sells. To be fair, before the pics came out, I saw her on the show and thought she was kind of hot, and then the pics came out and not so much. Her tits look all misshapen like bad plastic surgery. So let’s how this works out with her new found “fame.”
Honestly, I am really trying to think of more skank bottom girls, but they all seem to be laying low since Lohan got out of rehab and Ms. Spears has been taking care of herself. ..Oh wait, here’s one…
- Jamie Lynn Spears
– Why does she still have her show? She is 16 year old white trash. Sorry, she is 16 year old pregnant white trash. And Nickelodeon is keeping her show on TV. She is supposed to be a fucking role model for kids, and now this little skank get knocked up and everything is ok. Now we’re going to have a bunch of young sluts running around getting guys in trouble. Yes, I know that’s probably an extreme, but still. We live in extreme times. Think about it: Priests are touching little boys, teachers are sleeping with and getting pregnant by their students, in India they’re throwing babies off of roofs for good luck, and worst of all country music is regaining its popularity. Armageddon isn’t too far away.
REPENT HEATHENS!!
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