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  Carlo is a dumb jerk. When he's not doing DAPS stuff, he's probably playing MW2.

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  • The Latest Between two Ferns with Zach Galifinakis and Sean Penn Actually Made Me Laugh!
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    9. 8% 11 R-Rated Justin Bieber Twitter Accounts You NEED To Follow Immediately.
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  • Foxwoods Looking for a New Jingle?!
  • Time to Play F**K – Marry – Kill: Jersey Shore Edition
  • Jane Blow: Make-Up Sex
  • PIPE CITY: LEIGHTON MEESTER
  • You’re Doing it Wrong: Understanding Martin Luther King Jr
  • Is the Late Nite “Re-Shuffling” A Giant Ratings Ploy?
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  What would It take for you to see 'Eat, Pray, Love'?

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  • Nothing; already saw and LOVED it!
  • The promise that I can duck out and see 'The Expendables' after the 20 min mark.
  • You can't "see" a book, silly-billy :}

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