Why Wrestling Sucks Balls: Spoiler Alert!!!
I Won’t Lie Like The Majority Of Guys And Even Girls I Grew Up Watching And Loving Wrestling.
March 30, 2008 by MoonDoggie82
Filed under Geek, Movies & TV
I won’t lie like the majority of guys and even girls i grew up watching and loving Wrestling. The WWF/WWE, WCW, ECW, etc…but unlike most of those individuals I grew out of it. When the ratings were going down inject trashy girls, if anticipation for a pay-per-view event is lack luster throw in some celeb cameos. Over the years the storylines have repeated over and over and over and…wait for it…over again which makes things unbelievably stale, you can change all the “superstars” you want but it’s still the same shit being repeated constantly.
I heard about the matches at tonight’s WWE Wrestlemania event, I knew all the matches and I knew who would win, why because IT’S THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! Fuck how many times have Shawn Michaels and Ric Flair been in retirement matches, THe Heartbreak Kid won the match why cuz he’s not 90 and he doesn’t have bitch tits flopping around like a seal begging for a fish. Also I’m pretty sure this is at least the second retirement match Ric Flair has lost, so expect him to come back again.
And the most hyped match the Big Show vs. Floyd “I’m A Faggy Thug” Mayweather. I knew from the beginning how the match would turn out: Big show comes to the ring ready to go, Mayweather takes his sweet ass time also wearing entirely to much shit which prolonged shit even longer. Big Show lunges at him he dodges the advances, why because he’s 3 feet tall compared to the Big Shows 7 foot frame. One of Mayweather’s entourage interferes and Big Show hits him. Then tables turn and Big Show dominates, Mayweather’s people pull him out of the ring and start walking up the ramp to leave. Uh-oh what’s this the Big Show is getting out of the ring and chases them down, beats down the entourage and brings him back. And in the end who wins…Mayweather of course with the obvious interference from his people insert steel chair attack, brass knuckle and then the 10 count knock out, there’s your winner. Vince news flash your programs suck more cow teet then Tom Green, if you ever want really awesome storylines call me please I’m begging you cuz right now all you have are nascar hicks watching your programs.
I feel bad for my little sister though cuz she spent 60 bucks to watch it, when she could have just asked me to tell her what would happen in full detail and she could have saved the money.
p.s. yes my sister likes Nascar…check and mate!
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FLAM on Tue, Apr 1st, 2008 at 12:46 am
nah, i gotta disagree
I dont watch WWE anymore (at least on a full time basis) but I ordered Wrestlemania and it was fun. In my opinion, some of the match outcomes were pretty unpredictable (The opener, the ladder match and the triple threat) and I was swerved a couple of times.
EVERYONE knew Flair was going to lose and retire at Wrestlemania24. It’s been the plan for the past year. However, it was still pretty emotional. Even knowing the outcome well in advance, I’ll admit, that was the match that made me decide to order the ppv. Call me crazy or gay or whatever, but I thought it was a damn good match. Dude is 59 years old and he had a better match than most other young pro’s would have. He busted his ass. I’m sure Flair will eventually have another match in a couple of years. They all do. Terry Funk retired about 80 times.