Why What You Love Sucks: Friends
I hate this show. It isn’t funny, and it makes no sense! Why would three hot women hang out with these guys?
October 16, 2009 by Lauren
Filed under From the Web, Humor, Movies & TV, Why What You Love Sucks
Two weeks ago, The Lobster man wrote a Why What You Love Sucks on my favorite television show, “Seinfeld”. Since it angered a lot of people, I figured what better way to target the other side of this debate is to write one on “Friends” . It is Seinfelds polar opposite, and I think it stinks!
Lets start with the women. Rachel Green, Monica Geller and Phoebe Buffay. You can’t possibly tell me that these women are this friggin hot and not in a steady relationship? Look at them! Rachel has a banging body and great hair, Jennifer Aniston, Monica has a beautiful face, Courteney Cox, and Phoebe is tall and skinny, Lisa Kudrow. If any of these women really lived in Manhattan, they would have been husbanded up a long time ago.
But the men in this show, aren’t the best grapes on the vine. Only one, Matt LeBlanc’s character, Joey Tribbiani, is a head turner. The other two are Dr. Ross Geller, David Schwimmer, and Chandler Bing, Matthew Perry. Although Joey is pretty good looking, he has no other good quality. He is a struggling actor with no brains at all. Ross is a Paleontologist but is not that good looking. Is this irony? And besides, he reminds me of my geeky ex-boyfriend. Also, I would never date anyone with the last name Bing.
The tag line plot of this show is, “The lives, loves, and laughs of six young friends living in Manhattan.” Doesn’t that sound so boring? Why are they always in that ugly looking coffee shop? Couldn’t you think of something better, like a diner?
And the guys apartment is so ugly! Who decorated it? A high school gym teacher? It looks like the inside of a locker room!
But look at the women’s decorations inside their apartment, it looks so cozy.
Here’s a clip of this terrible show for you all to remind us of why this show was canceled.
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resnunayr on Fri, Oct 16th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Friends does totally suck, but you could have ripped it a much bigger hole than you have here.