Why What You Love Sucks: Fast Food
Seriously, it all sucks. Argue as much as you want, but you’re wrong and I’m going to prove it.
November 20, 2009 by The Lobster Man
Filed under Why What You Love Sucks
I’m planning on keeping this as short as possible, my entire argument can be seen just by looking at the photos I’ve collected. And really on the internet that’s the way it should be, short and sweet.
Before I go any further, I do eat fast food just like most people. But honestly I also hate it and here’s why: IT’S FUCKING GROSS. PERIOD. The food you see in both print and tv ads always looks fantastic, but what you get when you order it isn’t ever good. Soggy, misshapen buns, wilting lettuces and grade C beef. There is nothing appetizing about any of that.
Burger King Whopper as they advertise it:
Burger King Whopper as you get it:
McDonald’s Big Mac as they advertise it:
McDonald’s Big Mac as you get it:
Subway Meatball Sub as they advertise it:
Subway Meatball Sub as you get it:
Wendy’s Jr. Bacon Cheese Burger as they advertise it:
Wendy’s Jr. Bacon Cheese Burger as you get it:
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go throw up. I had to look at way too many of these nasty photos today. I don’t think I’m going to be eating fast food any time soon, at least not for a few weeks.
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Drew on Fri, Nov 20th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
But at 3am in the morning…these seem like the best idea ever!
The Lobster Man on Fri, Nov 20th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
OMG how did I forget white castle? That’s the worst of them all.
chris on Fri, Nov 20th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
hungry now…