Vince Offer is the name of the ShamWow and SlapChop guy who first came to prominence by suing the Farrelly brothers and then, post-Shamwow fame, fighting with a hooker and getting his tongue bit by her.
Well now he’s back in the Infomercial game and selling his “Schticky.”
Anyone else notice that his voice sounds like his tongue has been bit by a hooker?
So it’s a full, two minute commercial for a reusable lint roller? I’M SOLD! It’s full of Vince’s trademark crass humor. With lines such as “use it on your pussy” and “oh, you’re playing with your schticky.”
But the best part about this commercial has to be his mentioning of his 2009 arrest for fighting with a hooker after she bit his tongue. Oh? Don’t think that’s what he was referring to when he was talking about using the schticky for “unforgettable moments”? Well, the incident in question happened on February 7th, 2009 and…
Holy shit! February 7th!
So what say you? Are YOU going to fork over your hard-earned clams for a Schticky anytime soon or just enjoy the ride as Vince Offer continues to rake in millions [sic] on his ever-growing line of at-home products and impress with his in-your-face anti-Billy Mays pitchman style?
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