If you’re anything like me, you know a lot about cats in heat.
Some felines ask for more affection when they are in heat. They twitch their tail to one side, lift their hindquarters, and press their head to the ground. (Via Cat-Pregnancy-Report.com)
Apparently In Russia, a brilliant woman named Vilena, who has an apparent knowledge of cat mating rituals, reached back mad evolutionary-like in order to attract a mate on social networking sites. (me-ow!)
Today, thanks to BuzzFeed.com, I stumbled across this revolutionary figure in a post called “How to make a Vilena Styled photo.”
Initially I (being a pervert) was drawn in by the photo, which is semi-pornographic and features a staple of DAPS lulz (A sterile black bar covering eyes or genitals. see below)
Why is this, Vilena a revolutionary?
If you have to ask, you’re either not a guy or you’re a guy whose into other guys (not that there’s anything wrong with that)
With a little research (aka one click) I found the original post on EnglishRussia.com.
As my good friend Carlo would say… BOOM!
hundreds of Russian ladies try to make a photo in such position, as you can see below. They call it “to make Vilena-style photo” (Via EnglishRussia.com)
God DAMN.
So in light of this amazing discovery, and the endorphins released after fapping, I’m feeling generous. The first commenter (DAPS staff members are ineligible) AND the commenter with the sexiest (SFW = Safe for work) Vilena photo of themselves or a loved one, will win the first two Dog and Pony Show Tee Shirts that are in the works!!
OK….. GO!
Tags: cats, fap, photo, russia, russians, Sex, vilena
Make this viral and you get 1,000,000 internet dollars.
Related Posts
Loading ...
How could you leave out the best one???!?
lolol
note: I stole “BOOM” from Sham.
anyone got the original without the black sscensor bar over it?
OMG we wish, let us know if you find ir!!