I’m not gonna bore you with what Kanye West did at the VMAs. We all know. Also, we all hate him for being such a meanie! Well I don’t hate him, he is a hero to me. But after the deplorable acts against humanity he committed the other, it’s time I kill my idols.
Kanye, you taught me about your swagger, you showed me that wearing horizontally striped sweaters is fly. You proved that you can be gangsta AND cultured. You have a pretty good taste in women. You have taught me so much, but now the student shall become the teacher. I challenge you to a versus post.
Round one: Clothing
You win this round Kanye, but only because I have to wait for the next Fourth of July sale at Macy’s to get my swag on.
Round two: Musical ability
Shit, aside from some crappy ideas and scattered garage band files I have nothing. Well that’s not entirely true, I used to play sax in Jr. High school. And since my recent purchase of the “I am T-Pain” iPhone app, I’m at least no better than the worst track on Heartbreaks and 808s.
Round three: Swagger
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Okay, here is a round I have a chance in. I have so much swagger ask anyone. It OOZES off if my bodice. I don’t use it to get chicks though, I have to be home before 9 or dinner gets put away and I have to reheat it. Honey, can we PLEASE get a microwave?
Round four: Money
You know, money isn’t everything, not having it is…. Shit. Damn Ye.
Round five: CAPS LOCK
Okay, here is a round I can take. YOU’RE DOIN IT WRONG.
We all know Caps Lock is cruise control for cool, blah blah, but it makes your text next to unreadable. Also, it’s not inventive, it was around before the Internet.
Final round: Personality
You have swagger, and money, and nice clothes, and a lot of fans, and you’re on tv, and you’re concidered to be attractive, and your talented, but that doesn’t mean you are a nice person. I GET IT. Now stop it. Grow up.
Okay, who wins?
Tags: carlo, ego, Kanye West, swagger, Versus
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ahhahah CAPS LOCKS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOOOOL!
you were close but kristen isnt black and bald so im giving it to kanye