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    VERSUS!: Easy Curves Vs. The Shake Weight

    If there was ever a machine to teach women how to administer a vigorous HJ this is it…

    November 3, 2009 by JaneBlow  
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    Only once in a lifetime does an infomercial come along that is so sexually suggestive that you actually get a touch turned on.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!!!

    Now there are TWO sexually suggestive infomercials out, and it’s up to you to decide which is better!

    VS

    First up is Easy Curves, the machine built to make boobs bigger!!!  What can be better than that!?!

    They tell you all kinds of stuff while watching boobs flex and relax, it is kind of distracting – as if to think that you guys could actually concentrate on anything more than those boobies working magic.

    Watching this is like watching the re-runs of Baywatch (the slow-mo scenes only.)

    Too bad it is a uni-tasker – BUT WHO CARES!

    Up next is the Shake Weight, used to fix those pesky flabby arms!

    Tisk Tisk, you flabby armed girls, you’re lucky for the Shake Weight!!

    BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! Other than doing its job, the best thing about the Shake Weight is WATCHING it do its job.

    Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Fap Fap Fap! If there was ever a machine to teach women how to administer a vigorous hand job this is it!

    Before we tell you HOW MUCH THEY COST, you tell us which is YOUR FAVORITE !!!???

    <3 Jane

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    6 Comments on "VERSUS!: Easy Curves Vs. The Shake Weight"

    1. Sean - MoonDoggie82 on Tue, Nov 3rd, 2009 at 12:33 pm 

      Shake weight

    2. Carlo on Tue, Nov 3rd, 2009 at 12:50 pm 

      Can they combine them? seems likely.

    3. shannon blow on Tue, Nov 3rd, 2009 at 5:11 pm 

      i dont think men would need internet porn if it was combined

    4. Dan on Wed, Nov 4th, 2009 at 2:03 am 

      6 minutes a day! Shake Weight… because I am dying to see a YouTube video of someone chipping a tooth on it. Or, installing a dildo into the handle for a more realistic experience.

    5. Nikki Murder on Wed, Nov 4th, 2009 at 9:26 am 

      Hah! I was gonna say the Easy Curves one off the bat, but then I took a look at the “shake weight” and I instantly changed my mind. That must look terrible while a real flabber is using it…and with that extra momentum the fatties probably whack themselves in the faces all the time. Some guy invented this just so he can whack off to the commercial.

    6. chris on Wed, Nov 4th, 2009 at 9:35 am 

      “Some guy invented this just so he can whack off to the commercial.” …and the world is a better place for it!