TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: World Series 2009

Personally, I don’t care much for Baseball, but I must admit there are some pretty hot players!  This week’s FMK is a mix of Yankees & Philly players and some of their hot ass wives & girlfriends.

yankeesVSphillies

I really enjoy getting feedback especially since my inbox gets stuffed with hot hot people to (fantasize about doing threesomes with) put in a new FMK trio for you!

For those not following the game so far …FMK could be torture, but it is all in good fun.  It was made famous by Howard Stern and movies like Step Brothers and it is called “FUCK – MARRY- KILL”. Basically, we give you a Trio of People, and out of the three you have to pick one to Fuck, another to Marry, and the other you have to Kill.

PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BALL!

Women: Laura Posada, Minka Kelly and, Heidi Hamels.

FMKposadaLaura is Jorge Posada’s Wife

FMKkellyMinka is Derek Jeter’s Girlfriend.

FMKhamels'Heidi is Cole Hamels’ Wife.

Men: Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, and Chase Utley.

FMKjeterDo you have Jeter Fever?

FMKAlex_RodriguezWould love to Round 3rd with you!

FMKUtley2I don’t care if I’m a NYer, he is HOT!

I wouldn’t mind finding one of THESE guys in a CrackerJack Box!

crackerjack

Who would you Do, I Do, Do In?

<3 Jane

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5 comments

  1. fuck- heidi hamel
    marry-minka kelly
    kill- laura posada

    fuck- a-rod
    marry- chase utley…hands down!!!
    kill- defly kill jeter

  2. fuck- heidi hamel
    marry-minka kelly
    kill- laura posada

    kill- a-rod
    kill- chase utley
    kill- defly kill jeter

    also thanks to @MadMoonie here’s this http://img59.yfrog.com/i/3no.jpg/ (It’s equally NSFW and ROTFL)

  3. only posting to say shan has a hot AV!

    eh, while i’m here

    f laura
    m minka
    k hiedi

    k a-rod
    m utley
    k jeter

  4. F- A-Rod
    M – Jeter
    K – Utley

  5. F – Minka
    M – Laura
    K – Heidi

    Heidi is not only from the wrong state for me to be jonesing at all for her – but she doesn’t look good wet. What woman doesn’t look good wet? Off her.

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