Time to Play F**k – Marry – Kill: True Blood

I still don’t love Mondays, but I think FMK helps a little bit. There is almost nothing better than thinking about hot hot people to fantasize about doing threesomes with put in a new FMK trio for you!

For those not following the game so far (shame on you!)…FMK could be torture, but it is all in good fun.  It was made famous by Howard Stern and the movie Step Brothers and it is called “FUCK – MARRY- KILL”. But it has been around across the pond for quite some time! Basically, we give you a Trio of People, and out of the three you have to pick one to Fuck, another to Marry, and the other you have to Kill.

With the season finale of True Blood, I figured it was only fitting to make this FMK for you today.  But first, the warm up round!

Practice: Count Chocula, The Count and Count Dracula.

FMKchoculaFMKdraculalovingit

FMKcount

Women: Sookie Stackhouse, Isabel, and Daphne Landry.

FMKsookieI hear in Burlington it is legal!

FMKisabelI’d never double cross you!

FMKdaphne

Almost better than Mystique.


Men: Sam Merlotte, Eric Northman, Jason Stackhouse.

FMKmerlotteI like secrets, but I’d kiss and tell.

FMKericBITE ME! ;)

FMKstackhouseCan I be the next notch in your bedpost?

There were so many good characters to choose from – I hope you liked this round. Remember, you’re picking THE CHARACTERS not the ACTORS!

You can’t expect another one for the season 3 premier!

<3 Jane

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  • Siobhan

    F – Eric Northman
    M – Jason Stackhouse
    K – Sam Merlotte

  • http://augiemania.com Carlo

    I don’t watch this show.

    F – Leslie Nielsen
    M – Count Chocula
    K – The Count

  • lauren

    F- Eric
    M- Jason
    K- Sam

  • Val

    Shag-Daphne, listen, anyone can shag a lady, but if you’ve gotta wear kevlar? That’s exciting
    Marry- Sookie. I like her! I think she’s sweet. a little nieve, but sweet.
    Cliff- Isabel. Shes a VAMP she should have been smarter than that.

    On the men, i hate you!
    Shag- Jason Stackhouse
    Marry- Eric. Cause , lots of shagging there. and the man is gorgeous and tall. I could climb him like a tree.
    Cliff-Sam. and go find godric, for more shagging.

 
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