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TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: Scream Awards Inspired

The awards got boring, so I turned them off, but it got me thinking of other horror, sci-fi, fantasy, comic-y, cult classic flix thus inspiring this!

November 30, 2009 by JaneBlow  
Filed under FMK, Movies & TV, Sex

I don’t know when it was aired originally, but I watched the Scream Awards last night because I had it recorded on my DVR and had nothing else better to do.  It was cool to watch True Blood win so many awards, New Moon took home a bunch too as did the new Star Trek and along with Megan Fox and the Transformers crew because the fans voted for the winners.  The awards got boring, so I turned them off, but it got me thinking of other horror, sci-fi, fantasy, comic-y, cult classic flix thus inspiring me to post this FMK.

For those not following the game so far …FMK could be torture, but it is all in good fun.  It was made famous by Howard Stern and movies like Step Brothers and it is called “FUCK – MARRY- KILL”. Basically, we give you a Trio of People, and out of the three you have to pick one to Fuck, another to Marry, and the other you have to Kill.

Figure out where all the exits are and don’t run up the stairs! – Time to Play FMK!

Women: Famke Janssen as Evelyn Stockard-Price in House on Haunted Hill, Salma Hayek as Santanico Pandemonium in From Dusk Till Dawn and Barbara Nedeljakova as Natalya in Hostel.

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Men: Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, Keifer Sutherland as David in The Lost Boys and Malcom McDowell as Alex in A Clockwork Orange.

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haha, for some reason I just imagined the Crypt Keeper asking you “Who’d You Do, I Do and Do In?” thought I’d share that with ya! HA hahahahahaaa!

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<3 Jane

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  1. staceylee on Mon, Nov 30th, 2009 at 4:08 pm 

    Definitely:

    F= Salma Hayek, Keifer Sutherland
    M= Famke (my love), Christian Bale
    K= Hostel chick, Malcolm Macdowell

    i’m talking about their characters, cause normally i wouldn’t want to kill malcolm macdowell but in a clockwork orange he just had to go.

    and, well, Famke, i would marry her in real life.