It is that time again, teens and adults alike getting anxious for something TWILIGHT to come out. Personally, I feel the same way a fellow DAPSer Mike does:
“Only a few more days ’til a mormon zealot serves up another big dish of mind poision and the mindless females of this country lap it up like obedient dogs.”
I wonder if he was trying to be funny because there are a lot more werewolves in New Moon. Eh, either way, I agree. Just another thing to capitalize on teenage awkwardness.
For those not following the game so far …FMK could be torture, but it is all in good fun. It was made famous by Howard Stern and movies like Step Brothers and it is called “FUCK – MARRY- KILL”. Basically, we give you a Trio of People, and out of the three you have to pick one to Fuck, another to Marry, and the other you have to Kill.
Grab your Glitter and ice cold Dildos – Time to Play F M K !!!
Women: Bella Swan, Alice Cullen, and Emily.
Men: Edward Cullen, James, and Jacob Black.
Ya know what they say… “If you can’t beat’em, bite’m”… or something like that.
Who would You Do, I Do, and Do In?
<3 Jane
Tags: Alice Cullen, bella swan, edward cullen, Emily, FKM, FMK, Fuck Marry Kill, Howard Stern, Jacob Black, James, Mormon Zealot Propaganda, new moon, Sparkles, Step Brothers, twilight, Twilight Dildo, Twilight Saga New Moon, vampire, Vampire Dildo, Werewolf
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F-James
M-Edward
K-Jacob
Though, James isn’t in New Moon. He gets killed by Edward in Twilight.
F – Jacob
M – Edward
K – James
F- James
M- Edward
K- Jacob
Its sad that I gave this alot of thought.
We were playing this last night while waiting for the movie to come out.
K- Bella
M- Edward
F- Jacob.
Kill Bella,
Shag Victoria
Marry hmm..Rosalie, I’d like to break some houses.
Blokes:
Kill: Emo McCullen
Shag: Jacob Black
Marry, and therefore shag, a lot. Emmett. You need to pick better people ;-)