We all have an obsession with child stars growing up and becoming hot, clear proof would be all the count downs till the Olsen Twins were legal. Don’t pretend to not know what I’m taking about. Next come the Celebrities bidding for domain names to make countdowns FOR their children, like the failed attempt at www.SuriCruise.com. We love to see child stars grow up and succeed, but we love to see them EPIC FAIL even more. Today, we’re just going to FMK them!
For those not following the game so far …FMK could be torture, but it is all in good fun. It was made famous by Howard Stern and movies like Step Brothers and it is called “FUCK – MARRY- KILL”. Basically, we give you a Trio of People, and out of the three you have to pick one to Fuck, another to Marry, and the other you have to Kill.
Grab your Juicey Juice Box (and your shot of Vodka) – Time to Play F M K !!!
Women: Danica Mc Keller, Jenna von Oy and Soleil Moon Frye.
No One is Wondering Now!
<insert Blossoming into a beautiful flower joke here>
Men: Zachary Ty Bryan, Johnathan Lipnicki and Jaleel White.
JTT is gay, but Zach isn’t.
You had me at “Did you know my neighbor has 3 rabbits?“
Did TIME do thaaat?
I’d still bone JTT rotton, but I probably have a better bet with Danica… plus, I have to say that polka music is sounding kind of sexy…
Me aside, who would you Do, I Do, and Do In?
<3 Jane
Tags: blossom, Celebrities' Kids, Danica McKeller, epic fail, Family Matters, FKM, FMK, Fuck Marry Kill, Home Improvement, Howard Stern, Jaleel White, Jenna von Oy, Jerry Maguire, Johnathan Lipnicki, Juicey Juice and Vodka, olsen twins, Punky Brewster, Soleil Moon Frye, Step Brothers, Stephanie Tanner, SuriCruise.com, Susan Sarandon's Daughter, Wonder Years, Zachary Ty Bryan
Make this viral and you get 1,000,000 internet dollars.
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