Welcome back! Are you ready for another round?! I hope so!
For those JUST tuning in, It’s time to play a game… don’t worry, you wont wake up in a bathtub in a straight jacket.
This game could be torture, but it is all in good fun. It was made famous by Howard Stern and movies like Step Brothers and it is called “FUCK – MARRY- KILL”. Basically, we give you a Trio of People, and out of the three you have to pick one to Fuck, another to Marry, and the other you have to Kill.
Here is the practice round: Out of Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty and Belle, who would you Fuck, Marry and Kill?
Your answer COULD BE, (I mean, I’m not you, and I’m just making shit up to show ya how the game is played) that you would Kill Beauty, Marry Cinderella, and Fuck Belle.
Got the hang of it? Lets go for real now! Here are your trios!
Women: Katherine Heigl, Scarlet Johansson and Jessica Biel.
Knock me down, knock me up!
I… I can make my pants disappear!
I’m next in line to make sure they’re real.
Men: Huge Jackman, Brad Pitt, and Paul Walker.
Is the Adamantium …everywhere?
Why So Furious?
We’re patiently waiting your decisions. Feel free to give us more names!
Tags: brad pitt, Chuck and Larry, Dave Cast, Fast and the Furious, FMK, Fuck Marry Kill, Howard Stern, Huge Jackman, Jessica Biel, Katherine Hiegl, Knocked Up, Paul Walker, Presteige, Scarlet Johansson, Se7en, Step Brothers, wolverine
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k-sleeping beauty, cause i cant fuck her cause it’d be date rape
f-belle
m-cindarella…girl cal clean
k-jessica biel
f-katherine heigle
m-scarlette jo…hands down
k-sorry but hugh jackman goes down
f- brad cause he’d be a pain in the ass to be married too
m-paul walker, fast cars and fast men….i like
fornicate?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?
F – Katherine Heigl
m – Scarlet Johansson
k – Jessica Biel
Disney Style:
F – Cinderella
M – Belle
K – Sleeping Beauty
Lady Style:
F – Jessica Biel
M – Scarlet Jo
K – Katherine Heigl
Dude Style:
F – Paul Walker
M – Britt Pitt
K – H.J.
Kill sleeping beauty
Fuck Cinderella, least she could clean the windows after
Marry Belle, hands down, shes got a brain, and she’s hot.
Kill Biel
Fuck ScarJo
Marry Kat Heigel
Kill off Walker, and steal his cars
Fuck Brad
Marry Hugh and shag him senseless.
Kill Cinderella
Fornicate Sleeping
Marry Belle ->cooks and cleans
Kill-> Heigel
Fornicate-> Biel
Marry-> Scarlet
Kill-> Walker
Fornicate-> Hugh
Marry-> Brad
F- Paul Walker
K- Brad Pitt
M- Hugh Jackman cause if we are married, we are banging anyway :)
Fuck – sleeping beauty (while she’s sleeping)
marry – belle
kill – Cinderella
Fuck – Scarlet Johansson
Marry – Katherine Higel (she’s my $ugar mama!!!)
Kill – Jessica Biel
F Cinderella – maybe after she cleans, we’ll fuck,then she’ll make me a sandwich.
M Belle – Beauty and Brains, AND low standards!
K Beauty – narcoleptic.
F Biel – that ass was made for tapping.
M Hiegl – because she is one of the few blondes that gets to me
K Johansson – doesn’t really do it for me. sorry.
F Walker – agreed! then steal his cars.
M Jackman – because I said so.
K Pitt – I’d rape him, then kill him. Then sell the snuff film and make millions. HAHAHAHA! *cough*
F – Cinderella
M- Belle
K- Sleeping
F- SJH
M- Biel (Her ass is an amazing baby maker……. babies come from the anus right?)
K- Hiegl
F – Jackman
M – Pitt
K – Walker
F- Scarlet ( shes the love of my life, I’d more then likely fuck her to death within an afternoon)
M- Jessica ( you know shes gonna age well…. and she also may be the hottest human to ever live)
K- Heigl ( then fuck her for good measure)
F- Walker ( c’mon he was good in Varsity Blues)
M- Pitt ( for the medical coverage)
K- Jackman ( because he’s a piece of shit and someone should off the hack…. he’s never made a good movie!!!!!)
hahaha.. the shit changes Sh*t to poo poo, and F*ck to fornicate…. lololol… but seriously when did we become FOX News?????????? CONSERVATIVE FAGGOTS !!!!!!!
DAPS stafferGOTS??????????????????? WAT THE FUCK
LOL wordfilter.
Seriously… let’s stick to the killing. Nothing worthy of marriage or fucking here.