This might just be the strangest bit of discussion to open a porno ever. Watch as these two actors discuss a lemon tree in their yard, then discuss wanting lemon tree insurance, a life full of lemon trees, with a good amount of “If you were a lemon I would put you on a shelf and cherish you forever” for good measure.
“I hope those whores aren’t stealing our lemons.”
Um. Where exactly is he pulling those lemons out from?
“You teach her a lesson about lemon-stealing.” I wonder what he’s going to do? Probably sit her down and make her watch that episode of The Simpsons about the lemon tree. Seeing as I can’t exactly think of any other piece of media off the top of my head that deals with the stealing of lemons/lemon trees.
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