If you’re anything like me, you have a daily regimen of web surfing. That is, you have a certain handful of sites that you check on a regular basis because of the useful/interesting things that the internet has to offer for that day.
My daily web surfing today led me to find this photo.

Amazing, I know. But i need to know more: Where did this man come from? what is he looking at in the second photo? Why is he recreating the George Costanza pose from that Seinfeld episode?
Being that Uncoached (Where i found this photo) only posted the photo, I leave my intellectual fulfillment in your hands DAPS.
Tell me, How did this man get himself into this position? What is his life story? Why is he smiling so wide? (No. It’s not Enzyte)
If you have a guess, let me know.
Let the world know.
The world needs to know!!
P.S. Be as obscene as you want, I mean, this is the internet after all…where you get your porn.

Tags: creepy, dude, enzyte, tattoos







His name is Lyle. He’s just doing his morning workout routine – mattress pushups in image 1 and practicing for his next eye exam in image 2. Oh and he collects those porcelain statues they sell at the dollar store for fun and profit.