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The Rules of Shotgun… YAWN

Some people just NEED to feel important. And that means acting like a complete ass until they sit in the front passenger seat of the car.

November 9, 2009 by Carlo  
Filed under Featured, From the Web, Lifestyle

Riding shotgun is overrated, and calling shotgun is stupid. (Which doesn’t stop me from calling it from time to time.) And it looks like (yet again) someone compiled the rules into a website form.

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Here’s the deal, if you don’t know the rules of shotgun, you probably don’t care, and if you do know the rules of shotgun, then WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO ORDER A LAMINATED RULES GUIDE FOR $7????

I seriously hate lame attempts at intellectualizing/legitimizing frat boy games, but I understand that it is part of the maturation process, so I’ll allow it. But this, this shotgun rules website has crappy and incomplete rules. I mean did they even check the wiki? Personally, I subscribe to the rules posted at Bored.com.

When all else fails, remember that chicks don’t want no scrubs hanging out the passenger side of they best friends ride.

RIP T-BOZ

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5 Comments on "The Rules of Shotgun… YAWN"

  1. The Lobster Man on Mon, Nov 9th, 2009 at 11:01 am 

    Yeah, I’ll call it from time to time, but it really isn’t all that important especially when you’re with a group of people who also don’t care. Then you just end up in the front seat some times.

  2. Ian K Feldman on Mon, Nov 9th, 2009 at 11:50 am 

    t-boz didn’t die. it was lisa left eye

  3. Daye on Mon, Nov 9th, 2009 at 1:22 pm 

    carlo’s called shotgun in my car!!!

  4. MightyVin on Mon, Nov 9th, 2009 at 2:18 pm 

    Legacy-wise, T-BOZ did, in fact, die long before Left Eye.

  5. carlo on Mon, Nov 9th, 2009 at 3:30 pm 

    Ian: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tionne_Watkins