The Rules of Shotgun… YAWN

Riding shotgun is overrated, and calling shotgun is stupid. (Which doesn’t stop me from calling it from time to time.) And it looks like (yet again) someone compiled the rules into a website form.

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Here’s the deal, if you don’t know the rules of shotgun, you probably don’t care, and if you do know the rules of shotgun, then WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO ORDER A LAMINATED RULES GUIDE FOR $7????

I seriously hate lame attempts at intellectualizing/legitimizing frat boy games, but I understand that it is part of the maturation process, so I’ll allow it. But this, this shotgun rules website has crappy and incomplete rules. I mean did they even check the wiki? Personally, I subscribe to the rules posted at Bored.com.

When all else fails, remember that chicks don’t want no scrubs hanging out the passenger side of they best friends ride.

RIP T-BOZ

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5 comments

  1. Yeah, I’ll call it from time to time, but it really isn’t all that important especially when you’re with a group of people who also don’t care. Then you just end up in the front seat some times.

  2. t-boz didn’t die. it was lisa left eye

  3. carlo’s called shotgun in my car!!!

  4. Legacy-wise, T-BOZ did, in fact, die long before Left Eye.

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