Let’s face it, it’s Christmastime. For most of us it means it’s the season of giving and love and all things nice and good. For others it’s a cold hard slap in the face from consumerism making us realize that this season is all about milking the middle class to keep the upperclass afloat for another year. (The lower class can go fuck themselves.)
This year, I decided to get all my shopping done early. It was while fighting with a family of 6 over the last RC Car Battery pack in RadioShack The Shack that I realized that I had not made my wish list yet. So Let’s make it together shall we?
A Carton of Cigarettes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m gonna quit. After I’m done with this carton.
A Mail Order Bride
I’ve wanted one of these for a long time. But I don’t want one for sex or love, I want one to be my housekeeper. Also She’ll be the victim of practical jokes. She needs to be a mail order bride to prevent her from moving back to mother Russia, or where ever.
A Good Torrent Site
Ever since Mininova turned ghey, I haven’t been able to find good torrents for Fantastic Mr. Fox or the new CD that came out. (Idunno anything about music.)
The iPhone to be available for any carrier
It’s bullshit. I want to get Kristin an iPhone for christmas and bump my plan up to a family plan. Apple tells me that AT&T will charge me a ton of money for new phones (as I’d like the 3GS as well). AT&T tells me that Apple is to blame for the high prices. I just want to buy the iPhone, and add a line. Fuck the both if them, I’m switching to the droid.
A Bitchin’ Beard
I have the inability to grow a cool beard. I blame my genetics. I want a col ass beard, I think they say “I’m down-to-earth, yet mildly sophisticated. Very academic looking. Fuck what FLAM says.
To be awesome at Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
I feel like a fucking n00b sometimes. All I want is to end every Team Deathmatch with a tactical nuke. Is that too much to ask?
Another Crystal Castles CD
Please Guys?
World Peace
or whatever. I don’t really NEED this.
My Winning Furry outfit.
I still haven’t picked it up for myself. Any takers?
For Chevy Chase to have a triumphant comeback
Let’s face it, Joel McHale isn’t THAT GOOD. I mean, he’s good. But not good enough to resurrect Chevy. Geez his career is depressing.
What do YOU want for Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa?
Tags: christmas, joel mchale sucks, list, want, xmas
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This is wonderful, Kristin was just telling me how she is waiting for you to tell her what you want for Christmas lol