Last night I agreed to posting a list today, here are a bunch of reason why it almost didn’t happen.
1) I forget things when I’m drinking.
No, I wasn’t drunk, I just tend to blindly agree to whatever someone asks of me, even when I’ve only had one or two beers. Its a problem I’ve only recently come to realize I even have. Is there a cure for it? Ask me to find one the next time you see me drinking.
I spent an hour and a half today broadcasting my cat for Chris, Carlo and Dave G to watch. What is wrong with me? Or maybe the better question is whats wrong with them?
3) Its impossible to find a Wordpress plugin that scrolls images left and right.
I spent two hours today looking, and came up completely empty. I don’t know why, its just that no one has ever made one before… sounds like a job for NBT. (yet another shameless plug)
4) I overslept this morning.
When I got home last night from the drinking spoken about in my first reason, instead of going to bed, I stayed up to watch King of the Hill even though I’d already seen both episodes. Why does Adult Swim always suck me in and hold my attention like that?
5) Writers block
When I finally sat down to write this list, I couldn’t come up with a single idea. Which is why you all just read the most pointless list ever. And no it had nothing to do with the wine I was drinking.
Thanks, and tune in next week for something that I’m sure will be far better then this.
Tags: adult swim, beer, camwhore, drinking, jack, king of the hill, livestream, wordpress, writers block
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At first, I thought I was going to hate this…but it was actually funny (I liked the joke at the end of reason 1)… It’s so true too.. the internet is so distracting! (Like, for example, why am I commenting on this when I should be working on my own writing?) …Mix that with a few beers and Adult Swim, and writer’s block = inevitable.
“At first, I thought I was going to hate this…” LOLOL
adding that to our Press Kit!
Awesome job Tavis! I love it!
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