Ahhh, Halloween; a chance for all the little boys and girls to dress up and get their free candy from strangers. As for us adults, we like to dress up, get hammered, and be ridiculous for a night. Ladies seem to get the bitter-sweet end of this deal. On this night, they can, without judgment being passed, dress in some seriously slutty attire for the evening. Whether or not they deal with the cold is another story.
Keep one thing in mind while looking at these costumes: they aren’t actually costumes until you add in the hat or small accessory. “No, seriously, I’m a french maid! See my duster?”
Slutty Pirate:
Shiver me timbers! Hey, what are you doing with that sword?
Slutty Cop:
Ah, the classic slutty cop. There’s nothing like getting arrested by a chick in nothing but hot pants and an unmanageable amount of cleavage.
Slutty Army Babe:
If girls in the army dressed like this, I think our volunteer army would be thriving.
Slutty Snow White:
And then you wonder why she had 7 short, broke, and ugly dudes going bonkers when she showed up.
Slutty School Girl:
Jeeeeeeeeeez, private schools have really loosened their grip on the whole “proper uniform” thing, huh?
Slutty Referee:
Flag on the play. It’s just a bikini. Offense, number 69. 15 yard penalty. First, down my pants.
Slutty French Maid:
The logic is perfect – the less clothing she has on, the more she can avoid getting dirty while cleaning my house.
Slutty Devil:
Sure, they’re just wearing red skankwear, but those horns really make me feel like they can punish the sinners of this earth with an eternity of pure torment.
Slutty Nurse:
She takes care of all the patients who come in suffering from erectile dysfunction.
Slutty Biker:
“Hey boss, what do we do with all of these leftover dominatrix outfits…?”
These costumes and the beautiful models wearing them are all courtesy of Yandy.com
Tags: exposing, halloween, lingerie, Sexy, slutty
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moar liek sexy rape victim, amirite?
u r so rite. i vote snow white.
“Duh, I’m a mouse” (points to the ears)