Let’s say I happen to be in a bar and I start chatting it up with a good looking young women who happens to be an artist. OH SHIT. I know next to nothing about art. I always get Monet and Manet mixed up!! LOLOL. So what do I do? I use my new go to app for these sticky situations: AMP UP BEFORE YOU SCORE
Thanks to AMP UP BEFORE YOU SCORE all I have to do is pick her type on my phone. Now I can study up real quick with a cheat sheet on all the stupid stuff she’s into. I get lists, links, places to take her so I come off like I’m in the ’scene’ AND some surefire opening lines. Finally technology is working for ME so I can get teh SEX!
And the app isn’t done with tips. After I successfully score…. with a lady…. I can now add that whore to my Brag List. I can include her name, the date and ANY hidden photos I took during the encounter. HAWWT! THEN, the app hooks up to my Facebook and Twitter so the world can know of my sexual exploits!! Notice no mention of Myspace? Ahahah sucks to be you guys!!!
Here’s who you get:
Artist
Aspiring Actress
Athlete
Bookworm
Businesswoman
Celebrity
Cougar
Dancer
Foreign Exchange Student
Goth Girl
Indie Rock Girl
Married
Military Girl
Nerd
Out-Of-Your-League Girl
Political Girl
Princess
Punk Rock Girl
Rebound Girl
Sorority Girl
Treehugger
Trouble
Twins
Women’s Studies Major
Still Not convinced?? There’s a video…….
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I thought this was a spoof till I visited the app store, fucking priceless