Every once in a while you come across just awesome news…like this.
A Florida man filed a lawsuit against Hanes, “why?” you may ask, well I’ll be glad to tell you.
The gentleman in question purchased 8 pairs of Hanes briefs for a trip to Hawaii, and while on said trip, the overweight gentlemen did not realize that his twig and berries fell out of the wiener hole, and for the duration of the trip, was rubbing against the inside of his pants causing, in his words, “a sandpaper like rash.”
He claims it was a manufacturer’s defect that caused everything to keep falling out. More importantly he never realized it had fallen out.
Now here’s my thing, I understand that he was probably so fat that he couldn’t see that his junk had fallen out, but how do you not feel a cool breeze in your pants or a razor-sharp metal zipper on your junk? The Judge had the same questions and that is why he dismissed the case.
But this does raise some rather interesting questions, what purpose does the wiener hole serve?
Who pulls there junk out through the wiener hole?
More importantly who still wears tighty whities?
Tags: fatties, underwear, wiener hole
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I ALWAYS use the wiener hole. ALWAYS.
I bought Brendan boxer briefs from the Gap and he complained that I bought him underwear with no wiener hole lol
Tighty whiteys are not alright-y.