THAT’S A HUGE BITCH!!!

I’m kinda scared of Amazon Eve but in a sexy way.

Say hi to Amazon Eve. Who is she you ask? Amazon Eve is a super tall, leggy red-headed, powerful amazon. Also she’s soooooooooooo tall; 6′8″ to be exact. Just like George Costanza I’ve always fantasied about being with a tall woman. Not just tall but GIANT. I think Amazon Eve is perfect for that roll.

She does scare me though. How can she be so tall? Is she even real? Yup she’s very real and she lives up to the Amazonian lifestyle. She loves to dominate men.

Here’s a list of situations she’ll “play” with you:

A secretary turning the tables on her evil boss (as in the movie “Nine to Five”).
A Female pirate terrorizing the captain of a ship she has seized.
A pagan Ruler evaluating a prisoner of war’s potential as a sexual plaything.
Catherine the Great of Russia in all her infamy.
A cowgirl roping an obnoxious male colleague and taking him down a peg.
An Indian Princess taking revenge on an exploitive white settler.
A Female Revolutionary tormenting her male hostage (naturally, he’s a spoiled member of the corrupt ruling party).
A Nurse handling an obstreperous patient.
A Warrior Queen grilling a captive spy.
A Space Alien testing human male sexual responses.
A Courtesan (in any time period from Ancient Greece to today) teaching an inconsiderate lover the proper way to treat Females.
A Wife punishing a neglectful or unfaithful husband.
A Tenant instructing a landlord on the negative consequences of sexual harassment and no heat.
A Sister teaching her brother not to be e Peeping Tom (can also be done as cousins, neighbors, schoolfellows).
A Female Knight persuading fellow-soldier not to reveal her gender (may also work with wars in other times).
An Abbess tormenting a wicked monk.
A Female Warden guarding a prisoner>
A Witch interrogating a judge who persecutes Witches.
A Sultana punishing the male who has dared to invade her harem.
A Victorian belle teaching a would-be seducer to respect Ladies.
A Lady Wrestler proving her superiority over her male rival.
A leather-clad Dominatrix, complete with studs and chains and spike-heeled boots, teasing and tormenting her love slave.
Wonder Woman or Tank Girl and a Miscreant.
An Author getting revenge on an editor, reviewer, or plagiarist.
A police officer arresting a suspect

My favorites…. “Catherine the Great of Russia in all her infamy.” – any horse fucking reference is a plus in my book and “A Space Alien testing human male sexual responses.” because anything that combines sex and sci-fi would be incredible hot!!

Here’s video of her in the wild……

Well would ya??

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