Posts tagged wendy’s

Posted on Aug 02, 2010 by chris — Link Dump — No comments

Wendy’s Doesn’t Pay Well. Also Awesome Bears, Shark Week, and What The End of Inception Means.

Here’s all the crap that we didn’t pontificate about in the other posts today…

This makes The LobsterMan laugh. Now you may all laugh with him.

If you’ve ever been pissed off because you don’t make enough money at your job, you’ll probably understand this guy’s pain: Robber complains about how the the Wendy’s he held up didn’t have enough cash in the register.

The Nike Air Force 1: Staten Island might add more value to our hometown than The Situation has drained. Repruhzent Shaolin!

Could the costumes in Inception explain the film’s ending? Read this, then act as if YOU figured it out and get laid for it. You’re welcome.

It’s Shark Week and TVSquad breaks down what you should be watching. I’ll give you a hint ::whispers:: “Shark Shows”

Someone made a faux movie trailer for an “Oregon Trail” movie. “OMG I REMEMBER THAT GAME, DYING OF DYSENTERY FTW!”

Finally, to end another amazing day in DAPSville: a gallery that showcases why bears are the awesomest in the animal kingdom.

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Posted on Nov 20, 2009 by The Lobster Man — Why What You Love Sucks — 3 comments

Why What You Love Sucks: Fast Food

I’m planning on keeping this as short as possible, my entire argument can be seen just by looking at the photos I’ve collected. And really on the internet that’s the way it should be, short and sweet.

Before I go any further, I do eat fast food just like most people. But honestly I also hate it and here’s why: IT’S FUCKING GROSS. PERIOD. The food you see in both print and tv ads always looks fantastic, but what you get when you order it isn’t ever good. Soggy, misshapen buns, wilting lettuces and grade C beef. There is nothing appetizing about any of that.

Burger King Whopper as they advertise it:

What you see.

Burger King Whopper as you get it:

What you get.

McDonald’s Big Mac as they advertise it:

As you see it.

McDonald’s Big Mac as you get it:

What you get.

Subway Meatball Sub as they advertise it:

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Subway Meatball Sub as you get it:

What you get.

Wendy’s Jr. Bacon Cheese Burger as they advertise it:

What you see.

Wendy’s Jr. Bacon Cheese Burger as you get it:

What you get.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go throw up. I had to look at way too many of these nasty photos today. I don’t think I’m going to be eating fast food any time soon, at least not for a few weeks.

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