This time around we have some really awesome products for you audiophiles out there!
Calling all musicians, those who are dating musicians, those who fantasize about musicians, and people who use music to get in the mood!!!!
Q. What is better than fucking TO music?
…. ?
A. Fucking WITH music.
Q. How?
…?
A. With a line of vibrators made by OhMiBod!
Their line of vibes follow the most prominent sounds going on in the song, at any given moment. So whether its a horn solo with The Avon Junkies, some of Kanye’s phat beats or you’re rockin’ to a killer tunes by Kill Van Kull… OhMiBod wont skip a note on you.
It all starts off with the basic model, the stream line vibe. No frills, except that this one works with laptops, home stereos, portable CD players, microphones, electric guitars – virtually any electronic audio output source with a 3.5mm jack.
Satin finish, cute pouch, and pretty darn strong to!
Since they had such a reaction to their first model they came up with their G-Spot toy and their Naughty Nano. All of which come in some amazing colors! Along with using them with any music player, you can go solo and use them on their own as well on a manual mode. Oh, speaking of sick mind blowing solos… they just went wireless with their Freestyle vibe!!
We listen to music now and wonder how our OhMiBod’s will interpret it.
Got Nano?
Oh mi…
But… they don’t stop there. Not even trying to be punny BUT they have officially gone the distance when it comes to getting off with a partner. OhMiBod came out with a phone friendly vibe called BodiTalk. Great for long distance relationships. It comes in a regular streamline vibe shape and a bullet (that I swear, can chip paint off your car). It picks up phone frequencies when you are in range of one!! Phone sex just became far more interesting!! Best part is, all of their products aren’t ONLY compatible with iPod and iPhone products!!
Can you hear me now?
Still not impressed? How about walking around and letting the world fuck you?
What do you mean that happens all the time, and you don’t enjoy it one bit? You obviously don’t have the Club Vibe yet.
So, for argument’s sake… say you were in a club, listening to Emilio Sparks spin. The music is pumping, the electric in the air mixed with the drink you had is making you feel good, what you picked out to wear tonight oozes sexy…but you want more.
Slip on the Club Vibe before you go out next time. OhMiBod provides you with a cute black thong and a mini bullet with 3 settings. On the bottom of the small controller you have it’s iPod mode. In the middle there is a triangle which means it is in manual solo mode, and on the top (our favorite part) is the mode that picks up ambient noise around you.
Emilio Sparks spinning? check!
Trains, car horns, foot traffic during your commute? check!
To let you in on a little secret, one of us just went to a Stratovarius concert with the Club Vibe on and was in heaven! Getting there via public transportation, “experiencing” Times Square in a new way, the progressive/symphonic/power metal concert… and back? CHECK!
We stalked this last product for a couple of months before it was ready for the general public to own and it was worth the wait. If you want to see the products for yourself, come see us at Nitecap Video for your backstage pass ;)
Personally, I don’t mind the world fucking me in this case. Would you?
<3 Jane
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