Mr. Burns of Simpsons fame is running for Mayor of New York City. He’s no longer content with life in Springfield and has left to become Mayor of the Greatest City in the World.
His platform is politically sound. First he wants to sell the “forgotten borough” of Staten Island to New Jersey for some quick cash.
Burns also wants to rid the city of all Hipsters.
Therefore, I’m announcing today that I, Damian from DAPS, endorse Monty Burns to be the next Major of our fine city. God bless Montgomery Burns and may God bless America.
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