Dudes gotta chill out ODin’ with hair gel. Having a greasy, wet looking style is a big F-. Most women love men with good hair. They like to run their fingers through a guys ‘do. That Jersey Shore shit is straight ridiculous. A chick doesn’t want some VO5 gunk on her hands. Get rid of the helmet hair. Use quality pomade, paste or wax, but very lightly. The soft, dry look is the way to go. Redken and Shu Uemura are ideal hair products for the best results. Stop fuckin around with cheap ass gel.
“There’s no way I’m going to Jersey without my hair gel, can’t leave without my gel.”
This guy will cut you with his fuckin head
Grease Pomp
“Cmon Bro, that new Cascada track is SICK”
Chinese Casanova
(pardon my ignorance, maybe he’s not Chinese)
“Don’t let the spike hair fool you, like, I’m not a bitch.”
Tags: Axe, Axe Hair, FAIL, fashion, Gel, Gelmet, hair, Helmet Hair, jersey shore, Paste, Pauly D, Pomeade, VO5, Wax
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