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I Found Some MS-Paint Drawn Facebook Photo Parodies, and I’d like to Share them with you

Last night I was a little bored because it was Kristin’s night for the TV, so I decided to visit 4chan for the first time in a while. I was expecting to find the typical crude humor (and I did) but then I came across a thread that made me lol so hard.

It seems that there are specific trends that are found in Facebook photo galleries, and while this may be obvious, no one seems to discuss the mental processes of the uploaders.

Granted, most of this stems from the immature viewpoint of one person who seems to be totally sick of society/mainstream culture/facebook memetics, but a lot of it still rings pretty true/funny.

Enjoy!

Oh, as a heads up, some of these are lewd and hyperbolic. But I’m pretty confident in your ability to see the humor in it all.

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Turkish Pop Star Reminds us of How Depressing Life Outside the US Actually Is

İsmail YK is, I guess, a pop star who’s latest video for his song about Facebook flirting is kinda horrible.

I mean it’s bad on SO many levels.

  1. When making a MUSIC VIDEO, never ever have the two sexy stars just sit on a couch typing. It’s boring!
  2. If you ARE going to “portray exactly what the song describes” for some reason, at least be honest about it. Here’s what the video should have looked like:
  3. And What is the deal with those guys in ski masks?

via Vulture

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Evil Women, Kids getting hurt, Cool Green haired 10 year olds, and Rambo’s True Love

Swap me for Rambo, and My XBox for his knife

The most evil woman ever has been caught on tape. (No, this is not your 5th grade gym teacher who made fun of you for your “tight shorts” scarring you sexually for the next 20 years.)

Here are some words to live by. Although I hate those educated liberal pieces of shit and all their ideas.

Just click this, it’s funny as shit.

Advice any woman could stand to take. Yup, I went there.

Wow, my brain hurts, but at least I know how a plane can fly from the north to south pole and never turn upside down. ABSTRACT THOUGHT MOTHER FUCKERS – GET IT.

The COOLEST 10 year old ever. Also: My favorite song used in YouTube videos ever!

This:

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“I’m Not A Sex Offender” Video

Here is a clip of a crazy old bitch, who looks like Neil Hamburger, yelling at her grandson about reports regarding posting stuff on Facebook and sex offenders.

From what I can gather, the grandson posts a few lewd pics/videos on Facebook, Nana sees them, thinks ‘The Man’ is watching (which they are, but that’s a different kettle of fish), and then tries to warn the kid about this all somehow leading to getting busted by the cops for sex crimes (?).

Makes sense.

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Carlo’s Cute and Cuddly Critters: Skinny Garfield is Straight Chillin

Our very own Barbie Hardcore posted these to her Facebook account yesterday and I had to post them.

This little orange guy is too adorable!

Dude is straight chillin!

I had originally planned on posting video of Margot meeting, Dave and Tish’s little kitties, Henry and Pickles; but Margot was being very very cranky

Remember! You can send me your own Cute and Cuddly Critters!

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Right To The Point: Betty White

If Betty White ends up hosting the Academy Awards, or any other awards show, OR if any other dumb ass hosts SNL due to a stupid fucking Facebook group; I’m going to buy an SUV off of craigslist and drive all the way to Hollywood.

Just Sayin’.

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How is Lil Wayne Like The Twitters?

Our good friends over at Flavorwire have answered an age old question; “If hip-hop artists were Social Media sites, who would be what?”

Yesterday Russell Simmons wrote a piece for the Huffington Post entitled “Social Media Is the New Hip-Hop.” A sampling: “Social media is the rock and roll of the sixties, the hip-hop of the 80’s, the radical new equalizer, giving parity to new voices and levelling the access to culture, politics, and social justice.” While he lays on the Facebook love a little thick, it’s definitely worth a read. Inspired by the concept, we ask our hilarious writer friend Christopher Weingarten (whose 33 13 book on Public Enemy, It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back, is on shelves now), to reimagine some of hip-hop’s biggest names as social media sites.

For example, they said that Lil Wayne would be twitter.

Twitter = Lil Wayne
You know your friend that tweets like 900 times a day about how good their lunch is and how he hates what’s on TV and how hot the girls are where he works? Now imagine those are all songs.

Now I know you’re all wondering. “Which site would Ja Rule be?!? Which rapper would be Facebook?!?”

You’re just going to have to click through to Flavorwire to find out…

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Maybe I should reconsider this whole leaving Facebook thing….

I was kidding, it was just a two-fold ploy. The first fold, or fold 1, was to entice you to read the post. “You mean you may come back to Facebook?” my mom would ask. Fold 2 is to easily transition the click-through while implanting context into what I’m about to show you. Which actually translates into an easier writing experience (for me) and a seamless reading experience (for you).

With all that said, this is a pretty funny Facebook exchange that was posted over at PopHangover.

Looks like Joey’s got a good head on his shoulders.

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WE HATE THE 2000s!: 2009

MOVIES (contributed by Daye)

Miss March. This is here because it should have been awesome. The writers, directors and actors are two guys from The Whitest Kids U’ Know. How could this not be an awesome comedy? Oh god it sucks. It’s just plain bad. My biggest grievance with the movie is the dubbing over the world retard with crack head. WHY LORD WHYYYYY?

In the early scene at the “Abstinence Now” seminar, some of Raquel Alessi’s (Cindi Whitehall’s) lines were dubbed over for the movie’s final release. Originally, the story she told on stage prominently featured the word “retard”, referring to a baby that was born to an illegitimate mother who smoked. Due to concerns over bad press, the word was changed to “crackhead”.

YUCK.

SPORTS (contributed by Dave Poppa Checks)

Tiger Woods becomes a hero to all men when he crashes his car and the world finds out that he’s been dipping his stick into a plethora of hot chicks’ fun dip.

Also, Stephon Marbury eats vaseline on a live webcast.

TECHNOLOGY (contributed by The Lobster Man and Dan Colonna)

Talk about pointless! On November 3rd of 2009 Peek Inc. introduced the TwitterPeek, which is without a doubt the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Its a cell phone shaped device that only does one thing, and I think we can all guess what that thing is just from the name alone. Forgetting for a moment that most people have smart phones these days, Twitter is made so that even those with “dumb phones” can still update and receive twitter messages via SMS. I mean seriously, who is this for?? If you don’t even own a cell phone, why the hell are you tweeting about being at @starbucks?

GAMING (contributed by MoonDoggie82)

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (Multi-platform) – Oh my GOD was this game straight garbage, almost worse than the movie. It’s graphics alone were a supreme joke,  Simply put the game alone could destroy a franchise, the characters had no character, the story was humorless, the levels were all boring and bland and the game play was SHIT. I am soooooo glad I played this for free and on someone else’s system because I would have had to throw my system out.

INTERNET (contributed by Carlo)

It seems like just a few months ago that 2009, that cesspool of internet, came to an end and we closed another chapter in internet culture. Let’s look back at what is surely a piss-poor year. In October, Yahoo (in an attempt to not hemorrhage money) pulled the plug on a number of services, most notably, Geocities, destroying millions of god awful websites dedicated to Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence. During the political turmoil in Iran, a woman is filmed bleeding to death on the streets (from a gunshot). Obviously this belonged on Facebook. Snuff goes mainstream! Oh, don’t forget this triumph of mediocrity. Also, Auto-Tune the News was created (which is less actually shitty than you think, despite what their drama school demeanor lets on). A father gets his son REAL doped up at the dentist. “Is this real life?” Sadly it is. Also people started taking WoW WAAAAYYYY to seriously.

ROCK (contributed by The Mighty-Vin Forte)

2009 marked the reunion nobody asked for, when Bink-182 came out of retirement to grace the stage with songs 40 year olds probably shouldn’t be singing to 14 year olds. On top of that, they had Fall Out Boy (logical choice…and GHEY) and Weezer open for them. Weezer? Come on, Blink; Weezer are having their own mid-life crisis, but at least theirs is full of Lil’ Wayne collaborations, unpredictable River Cuomo WTF-ness, and some solid hooks. Don’t get them mixed in with YOUR kind of straight-up cash-grab reunion.

POP (contributed by Lauren)

What totally sucked about 2009 in pop music was the terrible tragedy that came out of it. Poor Rihanna, she was domestically abused by her punk-ass boyfriend Chris Brown. He dodged jail time and had to perform many hours of community service. I cannot believe that he only got community service after making her look like this.

Do you remember Bone Thugs-n-Harmony? I know I do. I used to love them but want to know what they did that totally sucked? On February 28th, they put their first single entitled “The Game Ain’t Ready” on MySpace. Because this was their first single is quite a while, fans flocked to the site which in turn, made the site crash for the entire rest of the day because of all the traffic it brought.

So I’m an American Idol freak right? Yes, yes I am. This year I got stabbed in the heart. Dweeby Kris Allen beat probably the best singer to ever grace the stage, Adam Lambert. What is wrong with you America? Is it that you can tell the boy was gay, he later came out of the closet when the competition was over, due to the amount of make-up? Is it because of the crazy outfits? What was it that made this dweeb beat him? Adam, your my American Idol!

HIP HOP (contributed by Emilio Sparks)

This list could have been pages but this is what I think you might have other opinions if so email DAPS and tell them. with that said HERE WE GO

Ron Browz- “Give Me 20 Dollars” No wifein in da club, GIMME 20 DOLLARS, GIMME 20 DOLLARS, GIMME 20 DOLLARS. When I used to get request for this… & i used too think FML. I would say “pay me 20 DOLLARS.” Some would pay and others would beg, the ones that begged never heard this fuckery… NOTE whats the trend here kids….. AUTOTUNE !!!!!

Black eyed Peas- Boom Boom Pow, WHA WHA WHAT THE F@$%K !!!! is this Rap ? Dance ? Electro ? what ever it is it was and still is everywhere. Question can you even name or care to the the two other members in the Black eyed peas ? I think Will.i.am and Fergie could just be a duo and no one would even notice the other two have left. (sidenote Will.i.am is a super talented producer, songs about girls is really really really dope)

TV (contributed by Chris)

John Madden announces his retirement from broadcasting in the NFL, Paula Abdul leaves American Idol, and David Letterman calls it quits from hiding his illicit affairs; 2009, my friends was a terrible year for the fabled boob tube. But by far, the BIGGEST travesty on television in 2009 must be “Joe Buck Live” The terrible Fox sports commentator must have connections to HBO (read: Joe Buck’s mouth to an HBO executive’s genitalia) because even the guests realized how bad the show was, actually Artie Lange brought it up during a taping. God, i love Artie Lange. God, I hate Joe Buck.

POLITICS (contributed by Will Kline)

Riding the wave of “hope” and “change,” Barack Obama swears in to office in January and becomes the first black president in the country’s history.  Why did this suck?  Because, since then the country regressed into “distrust” and “rage” at what they call socialism.

FADS AND TRENDS (contributed by Drew)

Lots of things happened this year but I only feel like only telling you about the massive amount of celebrity deaths. This seriously sucked! I mean how could we lose so much awesome in one year? We lost Bea Arthur, Billy Mays, Britney Murphy (she was HOT!!!), Dom DeLuise, Ed McMahon, Edward Kennedy, John Hughes, Les Paul, Lou Albano, Michael Jackson, Patrick Swayze, Jett Travolta, DJ AM, Walter Cronkite, Ted Kennedy and many many more. I thought of giving myself the axe just to fit in.  It seemed only right to just give up.

I am just really curious how all these people got away with dying. I did not give them permission to kick the bucket so who did? The Government! The government decided that they needed to whack each one of these people off one by one and most of them dying of “natural causes.” A natural cause is being swallowed by the Earth in a earthquake (well not anymore with China being able to control earthquakes). So, what possibly reason could the government have for killing all of these people on us? Simple: THEY ARE A BUNCH OF JERKS!!!

To fight the government follow: this person and this person on twitter to see how you can help!

this list could have been pages but this is what I think you might have other opinions if so email DAPS and tell them. with that said HERE WE GO

Ron Browz- “Give Me 20 Dollars”No wifein in da club,GIMME 20 DOLLARS,GIMME 20 DOLLARS,GIMME 20 DOLLARS. When I used to get request for this… & i used too FML i would say pay me 20 DOLLARS. Some would pay and others would beg, the ones that begged never heard this fuckery… NOTE whats the trend here kids….. AUTOTUNE !!!!!


Black eyed Peas- Boom Boom Pow, WHA WHA WHAT THE F@$%K !!!! is this Rap ? Dance ? Electro ? what ever it is it was and still is everywhere. Question can you even name or care to the the two other members in the Black eyed peas ? I think Will.i.am and Fergie could just be a duo and no one would even notice the other two have left. (sidenote Will.i.am is a super talented producer songs about girls is really really really dope)

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I heart fb like you heart cock !!!!

The interwebz is buzzing with talk of a guy who posted his sister’s hookup list to Facebook and taged all the guys. Apparently the girl finds a 12 pack in her underage brothers room and told her parents. The little brother gets grounded for 3 months. So to get back at his sister the dude rummage through his sister’s things and finds her “hookup list” (aka “blow-jobs-to-hand-out list”), he published it on his Facebook page, and tagged all of the intended names on said list.

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To all our fellow lady readers does this take you back ? How many of you back in your days of young whoredom had a list similar to list ?

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