Uh oh, I know what you are thinking:
“Is this gonna be some bullshit moral high ground anti-drinking post Carlo?”
No, actually it’s a celebration of a great hero.
“Oh, carry on.”
A drunk driver trapped in his overturned car opened another can of beer while waiting to be rescued because he had “nothing better to do”, a New Zealand court was told.
Paul Nigel Sneddon, 47, of Palmerston North told the Dominion Post newspaper after Tuesday’s court appearance: “I was lying there, trying to get the doors open but couldn’t. I remember the inside light not working and thinking, it’s not like I’m going to read a book, so I opened another can.”
Sneddon, who told a police officer when found, “I’ve been drinking for four days straight,” had a breath-alcohol reading of 1 191 micrograms per litre of breath – nearly four times the legal limit of 400mcg.
Amazing!
Editor’s Note: Drunk Driving is NOT cool, it’s ULTRA-COOL………… j/k it’s fucking retarded.
But in all seriousness, this story points out one of the major faults of many alcoholics. When in a rough spot, turn right to the sauce, which makes more rough spots, which makes more sauce. See what I mean? And no matter how cute you think you are (remember, you’re drunk), antics like this wont win any points with a judge, this gent got heavily fined and a 10 month prohibition on driving…
WHAT?
via Uncoached
Tags: Average DAPS Reader, beer, driving, drunk, new zealand
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