Susan Boyle to do Porn…maybe [VERY NSFW]
Susan Boyle was offered to star in a porn film by sleazy LA types. Why didn’t this happen sooner? Also, the 8 things I’d rather jerk off to.
April 20, 2009 by Carlo
Filed under Bizarre, Humor, Movies & TV, Words
According to the NY Daily News Susan Boyle was approached to star in a porno.
By now everyone has seen the “ugly duckling” sing so beautifully on Britain’s got Talent. But incase you are internet-retarded here it is: (embedding is disabled, sorry) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il5TBgD9kHI
The plain Jane superstar with the spellbinding voice would have to lose her virginity on camera to earn the seven-figure payday from Los Angeles-based Kick Ass Films.
“We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world’s attention,” said Kick Ass boss Mark Kulkis. “Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I’m sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible.”
Apparently she has never even been kissed. BUT It would make an interesting porno. Just not for me. Here are some things I’d jerk off to before I jerk off to this dame. (Cause she’s british, get it?)
Perez Hilton
Goatse
Zing Zing Zing Bah
An Industrial Paper Shredder
Grape Lady
The Empire of the Sun album art
Hand Drawn Gay Nazi Furry Porn
Open Heart Surgery
Asimo falling down the stairs
That is all.
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Lauren on Tue, Apr 21st, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Those are some of the most disturbing photos I have ever seen.
carlo on Tue, Apr 21st, 2009 at 5:17 pm
really though?