Super Mario Bros 2 is HARDCORE!
I shit you not: this game hasn’t entered my life in any way shape or form since 1990.
November 2, 2009 by Daye
Filed under From the Web, Humor, Lifestyle
OMG Super Mario Bros 2….. this game was HORRRIBLE. It didn’t follow any of the rules of the other Mario games. Jumping on bad guys is how you kill them right? NOPE. Now you can pick them up and throw them at other enemies. How could they do that to the young and impressionable 1980’s American youth? I know for a fact that I was damaged as a child because this game changed all of Mario’s rules that I lived by at the time. Well it turns out that this game wasn’t even an original Mario Bros game. <cue Ta Da sound> I know I’m digging up some hard hitting news 21 years after the fact… Fucking Japanese 1st Pearl Harbor now Super Mario Bros 2. GODDAMNIT!
Oh hey. I got off track there reliving the trauma I suffered when I tried to jump on a Shy Guy and instead of killing it I just rode around on it like a jerk. This guy on YOUTUBE plays through Super Mario Bros 2 AND has funny commentary while he does it. What more could you ask for on a brisk fall Monday? Blow jay’s? Well yeah that would be nice…..
Loading ...
chris on Mon, Nov 2nd, 2009 at 2:17 pm
PICK TOAD AGAIN BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS!!!
katiebrescia on Mon, Nov 2nd, 2009 at 3:11 pm
wow.