Chris Olivieri
A failed child model, saturn owner, mets fan, amateur pop-punk song writer, and overall poor dresser, Chris is better know as “the cancer that is killing DAPS.” Amongst other places, Chris has been kicked out of an OB-GYN, and off of a Discovery Channel Set.
It’s alright though, Kevin Smith said he’s his posts are “sweet“.
Carlo Montagnino
Carlo, a semi-retired girly man-child who videotapes his own BMs, was somehow quoted by the Wall Street Journal and bashed social networks, which are now the main component in Carlo’s financial security.
EAT THAT DAD!
Vin Forte
The youngest, yet most accomplished blogger writer for Dog and Pony Show, refused to publish his interview with Yoko Ono because it was “so bad it almost broke up DAPS.” He did however publish his in depth and enlightening interview with Tay Zonday, which he later sold to a competing website, FOR MONEY!
Just so you don’t start thinking Vin is normal, we’d like to inform you that he moonlights as an enigmatic independent rock n roll music band.
Damian Thomas
When asked to provide a bio for this page Damian simply responded:
“Died tragically while saving his family from a destroyed sinking Battleship.” also “And Alexander wept, because there were no more worlds to conquer.” -Hans Gruber, Die Hard”
It is also rumored that Damian holds a Masters in Film Editing, though that has yet to be confirmed.
FLAM
By far the most attractive and well dressed DAPS staff member, FLAM has also seen the most returns, in terms of women. He studied advertising & marketing at FIT, and interned at MTV Tr3s.
Most importantly, FLAM is the star of the only successful DAPS property; FLAM and the Hot Chick, which has been described as “a feature meant to give models not only an appearance but a place to actually speak and give a deeper understanding of their personality.”
Tavis Delahunt
DAPS’s resident genius, Tavis is also known as “The Lobster Man” a nickname earned from one obscure scene, in one obscure video promoting a website that didn’t yet exist.
Tavis mostly handles editing, and audio, and development stuff, you know, the shit you don’t care about. Basically, all the nerd stuff necessary for a website like this to exist. Also, he’s the voice of reason while everyone one else is publicly urinating in cat suits.
Charlie Fischer
Your favorite cinephile who’s weekly Megaplex post introduces you to movies you may only watch as you’re lying in bed sick with mono is the only DAPS staff member who has personally delivered popcorn to Rob Schneider and cookies to Will Smith.
He watches over 100 movies a year, easily goes to movies at least once a week, and averages the purchase of at least 2 DVD/bluray discs a week.
Sham “The McGyptian”
DAPS’ favorite McGyptian (He’s half Irish and half Egyptian) is also an aspiring science fiction screenwriter. His love of Star Wars, comic books and other geekery aside, this man could no doubt shibby you under the table.
Joe Ball
Joe writes about sports for DAPS after single handidly running The Bachelor Bible into the ground due to his below average spelling. He counts among his greatest accomplishments carrying his editors Chris and Damian in a 3 on 3, 5 overtime win in a beer pong game back in 2007.
The quote to best describe him “I like stuff- Ralph Wiggum”
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