Seinfeld star Daniel von Bargen Shot Himself in the Head, Sacha Baron Cohen Banned from the Oscars AND Dogs On Trampolines.

Can NPH get his own Harold and Kumar movie now!?!

Holytaco’s 25 Of History’s Greatest Warriors. The only one I agree with here were the Masai Warriors. Those dudes don’t fuck around.

Here’s a crazy video of a flight from the Empire State Building to the new World Trade Center. I want to take this ride.

Here’s an actual quote from Seinfeld actor Daniel von Bargen: “They were going to take my toes… I shot myself but it didn’t work”. Yadda yadda yadda, it’s all probably Newman’s fault.

Sacha Baron Cohen Banned from the Oscars. I’d have banned his characters not the actor. Silly Oscars…

Bam Margera Arrested at Mardi Gras in New Orleans!!! I thought he was the dead one so this was especially crazy news at first. After remembering it was Dunn that is no longer with us, this is much less important news.

Would your best friend help you dispose of a body?! Mine would. Would you like to see a dark comedy about a dismembered friendship??? Well help kickstart FEEDING MR. BALDWIN.

Don’t want any visitors to your house ever?? Get these Star Trek: The Next Generation coffee tables. NERRRRRRRD! (I want this really really bad)

Need a Hoverbike? It’s a real thing now. Brb going to crash this new invention into a school.

Crow T. Robot from Mystery Science Theater 3000 SPEAKS. Errr, well not the actually robot but the guy who voiced him. Yay memories!

Need a pick me up today? While it’s not Girls on Trampolines from the Manshow, Dogs On Trampolines will warm your heart.

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