Rammstein Made a Porno ??!!???

Are their days of Du Hast-ing and being blamed for Columbine over?

Nah, it is just a music video.

The MOST NSFW music video EVER!

Rammstein has always been in your face industrial fire blazing metal – but this time their message is clear!!

MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!

ok, I wouldn’t go as far as to say love… what they really said was:

“You’ve got a Pussy, I’ve got a Dick-a, so whats the problem?!”

Close enough translation I think, my German is a little rusty.

The boys in Rammstein took a hiatus and came back to us with a song titled:

———–>”PUSSY”. (SERIOUSLY NSFW)<———-

… and a box dildo sex that comes with handcuffs and lube “for your ass” so the packaging says.

The video is hardcore, PIV action, dicks everywhere, and lots of hot German ass to look at.  Entitled “Pussy” it leaves much to the imagination.  They even thought of us non German speaking folks and put the chorus in English. (I found the -mostly- English translation for ya.)

To big, to small
Size does matter after all
Zu gross, zu klein
Er könnte etwas größer sein
Mercedes Benz, und Autobahn
Alleine in das Ausland fahren
Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit, just a little bitch

You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short so I can’t wait
Take me now, oh, don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany

To short, to tall
Doesn’t matter, one size fits all
Zu gross, zu klein
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein
Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut

Just a little bit, be my little bitch

You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short so I can’t wait
Take me now, oh, don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany

Germany!
Germany!

You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short so I can’t wait
Take me now, oh, don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany

Gotta wonder what their stage show is going to feature now,

usually it is amazing pyro and liquor hoses in their pants.

Are their days of Du Hast-ing and being blamed for Columbine over?

I wonder if my distributors will pick up their box sex.  I hope so, Rammstein looks cute in pink!

Think Evil Angel or Jules Jordan will make them contract stars?

What famous person would you want a dick/pussy copy of for your own personal fap arsenal?

<3 Jane

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