Jonas Brothers Porno?

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At PS 17 in Brooklyn, New York, a porn movie was ‘accidentally’ shown to a group of 5 classes, including a Kindergartners. They were all sitting down to watch Camp Rock, a Disney flick that stars Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers.

When one of the teachers powered up the DVD player and walked away to get the movie, the children were exposed to about 45 seconds of sex acts.

“My son told his friend he saw a naked lady at school. I thought he was just being silly. It’s appalling.”, said Rona Easton. Her son was exposed to the porn flick.

The Principal, Robert Marchi sent home a letter to the parents that day saying, “A very explicit pornographic video came on the screen. This was extremely upsetting to the students and staff members in attendance. … I am deeply sorry that this episode took place at PS 17. I know that we will make every effort to find out who was responsible for this despicable act.”

So my question is, how does a teacher mistake a porn video for a movie that should be shown to a bunch of 5-8 year olds? While I was looking through the video store, I found out how easy it is to misread a title:

1) A Beautiful Behind

2) Womb Raider

3) Schindler’s Fist

4) Shaving Ryan’s Privates

5) Batman in Robin

6) Edward Penishands

7) Gangbangs of New York

8) How Stella Got Her Tube Packed

9) Saturday Night Beaver

10) White Men Can’t Hump

11) Pulp Friction

12) Spankenstein

13) Blown in 60 Seconds

14) Sperms of Enderarment

15) Sperminator

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  • carlo

    Womb Raider LOOOLOLOL

    How Stella Got Her Tube Packed LOOLOLOLOLOL

    And I’ve actually seen Edward Penishands, and the mother fucker that borrowed that from me better give it back, I need to get it back to Joe Lewis!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/nitebot chris

    I bet the movie they watched was “camp cock” then… makes so much more sense now, thanks lauren!

  • Brendan

    Schindler’s Fist lololololololol

 
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