Dude, the original Planet of the Apes is the shit.
Not just the shit, but THE SHIT!
It’s like that shit you take after waking up with a hangover that seems to not only be the normal morning wood sporting shit, but it cleanses the entire body, brain and all, like those weird ass Chinese foot pads they’ve decided to advertise out of nowhere (They kept it a secret for way too long by the way [I apparently had enoughmercury in my system to make a thermometer {or with a tilting table, the special effects for Terminator 2, post liquid nitrogen blast apart}]). I wish that black ass shit was getting sucked out of my body every night. Give me one set of those Chinese foot pads and like ten magnet bracelet things, because if cancer hates anything more than nuclear (Mispelled? Fuck yes!) wonderfulness, it’s magnetic polarity (LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Cancer failed physics, hence many physicians don’t die of cancer! [Just kidding, I know physicians deal in the human body {even though you don't jackass!}])
Point is, Planet of the Apes is awesome in original style, just like corn. If you don’t get it, eat corn, digest, poop. Which was better?
Planet of the Apes, fuck yeah!
-Pinder
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