Lana Del Rey is one of the biggest jokes in the music industry right now. A totally manufactured “indie darling”. Her music is mediocre, her lyrics have no real substance, and she has zero stage presence. But hey, Lana’s pretty easy on the eyes.
Yeah, her nose is made out of plastic, but she’s a total babe. If Lana’s music career doesn’t work out, maybe she can have a career in modeling.
Oh Lana, best of luck to you honeypie. I firmly believe talent should get you noticed before looks. But daaaaamn.
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