Typically, when you receive an email from an old person, it sucks. Full of animated gifs or long fwd chains about hugs and ghey shit. Last week I got one from my mom about Obama being a commie. (No shit, isn’t that why we voted him in?)
Anywho, this one particular old person DIDN’T suck at email. In fact he was so good, he had to resign his post on the Community Education Council in Staten Island, NY.
The subject line was probably something like “FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:John McCain Wins Debate.”
“I MUST READ IT, THINK TO MYSELF HOW FUNNY/CUTE AND TRUTHFUL/HEARTFELT IT IS, THEN FORWARD IT TO 25 OF MY DEAREST FRIENDS. ” – old person.
It turns out that Salvatore Ballarino sent out a racially insensitive email depicting John McCain trying to “reach out” to Barack Obama. It is below:
FACE
WOW. THAT ONE IS ROUGH.
I for one, don’t really see what the uproar is all about. Here is his defense:
“It wasn’t what was said in the e-mails, it was the expression on Obama’s face” that was funny, Ballarino said. “Let’s face it: Even now, he don’t have a clue what he’s doing. Every time this guy opens his mouth, the market goes down 230 points. So that was my whole point.”
I see what you did there….
Well, Mr. Ballarino (obvious troll is obvious), now that I know where you are coming from, you are justified. Sadly, you no longer have a job because of butt-hurt liberals.
In an attempt to reclaim the lulz for Mr. Ballarino, I wish to ask you all to help in an offering to the Gods of the Internet…
Make your own offensive email image using the template below. Upload it to your image holding website thing of choice, and link to it in the comments. The best ones will be posted on Friday. (This shouldn’t take you more than over 9000 hours in MSPaint.)
Generic Disclaimer: Yeah, I know it’s a touchy subject, whatever.
Tags: email, mccain, obama, old people, racism
Make this viral and you get 1,000,000 internet dollars.
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omg i was gonna post this too. how the hell does 4chan memes make it to old people’s email???/
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