Wow times are tough...
These are the smartest teens we can produce. Someone call Jay Leno they’re stealing his bit.
Michael Cera’s new mustache looks good. NOT!
Fifth-Graders are Playing Rape Tag. Isn’t anything sacred anymore??!??
Our friend Traveling Anna was able to go behind the scenes at the Puppy Bowl. So. Fucking. Jealous.
Ryan Gosling On Demand??? YES PLEASE!
Amanda Seyfried too prude to expose her beav!! WTF. I was talking about this before. We need more nudity in our American Cinema.
Morgan Freeman loooooooves Black History Month. (pssssst, he doesn’t)
The Ultimate Woody Harrelson Fan Fiction. Woody Harrelson was doing an Ask Me Anything threat on Reddit.com. Someone asked him if he remembers taking their friend’s virginity on prom night and never calling her back. Then told the story through animated GIFs. WHAT!?!
Feed the Trolls