MEGAN FOX’S THUMB IS EVERYWHERE
Megan Fox is perfect, Just don’t ask her to plug your ass with her Kong thumb, Unless you like getting it in the behind from horses.
June 11, 2009 by sham
Filed under Categories, DAPSpecific, Humor, Sex, The McGyptian Blog, Words
Greetings Valtrex Users,
Emilio Sparks and Futureboy 3000 aired a Degocast about the succulent Megan Fox’s one flaw.
She apparently has 2 hobbit toes sewn onto her hands as thumbs and the boys of the Degocast of the Dog and Pony Show pointed out this very minor flaw on the goddess of my wet dreams.
It’s all over the interwebs! Sites like TMZ have even grabbed the line and are tugging at the throbbing pole of Degocast. So before this story gets sprayed all over the net like a money shot on your moms face I would just like to say that The Degocast is the Christopher Columbus of finding celebrity deformities. I hear the next Degocast will delve into how Jessica Alba may, in fact, have a penis and huge hairy nutsack. You heard it here first America!
P.S. Megan Fox, I sincerely apolgize about this post, My offer still stands and I hope you take it. If you ever fall off the hollywood grid and become a meth head, you can live with me for free as long as we can have sex during transformers. Just don’t…kiss me.
Love always,
Sham TM
PPS: I take that back kiss me all u want.
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dani on Thu, Jun 11th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
The Degocast is the Christopher Columbus of finding celebrity deformities
hahahahahahaahahahaha
Megan Fox Photo Mike on Tue, Jul 14th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
She can suck on her thumb while I do other nefarious things to her… it’s okay…..
she is still smokin hot!
Oh, and if you want to see some of the sexiest pics of Megan, check out Hot Megan Fox Photos for 200 of the hottest photos you will find. Plus a link to download them all for free.