All the cool people are doing it and they are definitely talking about it.
It is the newest move amongst the ranks of The Donkey Punch, Strawberries and Cream, The Chicken Cutlet and The Angry Pirate. The only difference with this is you can Long Dick a girl and the next day you can still call her and attempt to hook up without expecting a restraining order.
Now, we knew this particular move DID EXIST but we weren’t aware of the name until our (at the time, drunken) friend DGiordano gave us a (brilliantly funny, over exaggerated) demonstration (using his hand, and arms).
The concept behind this move is that regular sex from a guy’s point of view is a bit hump-n-grunt. But during Long Dicking a guy nearly removes himself completely and plows back in like (insert bad sexual reference here). Which isn’t only a great visual – but feels awesome, for both of you.
Sexpert Jane Blow’s Long Dicking demo
(this video is seriously NSFW, be very warned lolol)
Warning: One guy told us this, “Dude, that move is awesome but you gotta be careful. On a scale from 1 – 10… 1 being an hour from blowing your load and 10 being that you’re admiring your Money Shot. This move can bring you from a 4 to a 7, so be careful. If you do it too much you’ll be a Huge Disappointment instead of a Long Dick Champion.”
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