
People lie online all the time, it’s kind of sad (read: awesome). Not only are we hiding behind digital aliases like “SeXy_NuTtErBuTtErBaR69″, but we primarily use the lack of vocal tone found in an IM to convey whatever truth we like. Fucked up, no?
Weirdos use instant messaging to lie about their gender, age, and favorite color sock; but guys like me use it for a good laugh. During two separate IMs with some friends, I managed to have my partner in crime confuse a familiar victim with some sketchy facts that I delivered under the table. It didn’t take long for our subject to figure out the pattern of events, but hey, I tried, no? And it was even funnier when I was caught. The beatings were worth it.
lol, brb.
–Dan




This is exactly why I am always invisible.
CRALO IS JERICHO