OMG! Kristen Bell Loves Sloths.
Girls being obsessed with random animals is a really weird phenomenon. Has anyone else noticed it? Here’s the list of the random ass animals that the girls in my life have liked: monkeys, giraffes, penguins and anything Peter Pan. Yeah Peter Pan isn’t an animal obviously, but she’s obsessed!!
What am I obsessed with? Not stupid ass random animals; that’s for sure. I would literary kick each and every one of those stupid animals in the face.
But I digress. Here’s Kristen Bell on Ellen (Yes, Ellen’s still on the air!?!????) discussing how Dax Shepard (yuck) got her a visit from a Sloth for her birthday. AWWWWWWWWWWW.
Anyway, fuck that noise.
Did you see Kristen Bell dancing in her bra and panties on this week’s House of Lies? Don’t worry I got you covered:


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