Dog and Pony Show | Better at the internet than you

Jimmy Kimmel Dishes out Cold, Hard, Honest Abuse to Melissa Joan Hart

You, did you see this? Jimmy Kimmel fucking ABUSED Melissa Joan Hart on National Television, a place she hasn’t been in 13 some-odd years.

October 29, 2009 by Carlo  
Filed under Humor, Movies & TV, Words

Every morning, I wake up, cry, check my twitter, urinate, drink coffee, smoke a cigarette, cry again, then check my facebook and usually it’s pretty much the same thing every morning. But THIS morning a number of people on teh facebooks posted this amazing, amazing clip from the Jimmy Kimmel Show…

OMFG ABUSE.

Now admittedly, I never, ever watch the Kimmel show, but if he can abuse washed up teen icons every night, I’ll tune in.

There are a number of lessons that can be taken from this clip.

  1. Don’t crack wise to the host. He has that (a) job for a reason.
  2. If you are on Dancing with the Stars, it means that you are lower on the Celeb scale than Jimmy Kimmel, and about even with a Ballroom dancer.
  3. Jimmy Kimmel is the truth.
  4. Melissa Joan Hart is like sooo 1996.

Okay, maybe just four.

“Let’s try to get past that Melissa.”

dapstwitter
dapsfacebook

More Liek This...

Comments

This website uses IntenseDebate comments, but they are not currently loaded because either your browser doesn't support JavaScript, or they didn't load fast enough.

3 Comments on "Jimmy Kimmel Dishes out Cold, Hard, Honest Abuse to Melissa Joan Hart"

  1. Daye on Thu, Oct 29th, 2009 at 12:25 pm 

    The spell is over for “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” star Hart and her partner, two-time champion Mark Ballas.

    “We had a great time,” Hart said today on “Good Morning America.” “It’s kind of interesting that we all go off together.”

  2. Carlo on Thu, Oct 29th, 2009 at 12:38 pm 

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA she’ll never be respected.

  3. chris on Thu, Oct 29th, 2009 at 4:16 pm 

    I avoided watching Kimmel at first, but have seen been lured in because of his LOST tie ins. Despite the bad taste left in my mouth from the final episodes on The Man Show, Jimmy has made me LOL more than just about all late night hosts. Have you seen unnecessary censorship? Classic.