Jeremy Lin “Facts”

Jeremy Lin is the new point guard sensation of the New York Knicks.  For those of you completely oblivious to such things, he is a 6’1 Harvard grad, whose parents are from Tawain. The internet blows up every time he’s played for the last week or so. Knick fans and fans of Asian-American athletes have been desperate for someone to latch onto, and Lin has filled the void, leading to “Linsanity”, “ALLIN” and numerous other play on words involving the letters L-I-N.

What else do you need to know about basketball’s hottest new sensation?

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- Jeremy Lin had a 4.17 GPA at Harvard.

- After he torched the Lakers on Friday, he was asked about Kobe Bryant’s performance and he said “Kobe who?”

- Tim Tebow wears Jeremy Lin pajamas.

- Jeremy Lin invented Facebook.

- 65% of the songs on Adele’s Grammy winning album “21″ are about Jeremy Lin.

- Jeremy Lin can hit a 5 point shot in an NBA game.

- Jeremy once threw a basketball at a KFC and turned it into a Chik-Fil-A

- Jeremy Lin was voted a starter in the NBA All Star game despite not being on the ballot.

- Jeremy Lin is so good he is making Jared Jeffries and Nick Novack look like above average basketball players.

- Jeremy Lin invented Dubstep

- Kelly Kapowski broke up with Zack Morris to be with Jeremy Lin

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- Jeremy Lin is the show runner for the Walking Dead

- Jeremy Lin is so good Carmelo Anthony is going to retire rather than try to compete with him for the adoration of the N.Y. fans

- Jeremy Lin won American Idol….twice

- Jeremy Lin’s assist to turnover ratio is infinite because you can’t have a ratio when you’ve never committed a turnover

- Jeremy Lin only misses free throws to make the game more interesting.

- Jeremy Lin shot J.R.

- Jeremy Lin sailed around the world in an afternoon.

- Jeremy Lin starred as Robert Pattinson in the Twilight series.

- Jeremy Lin is General Tso

- Honey Badgers are scared of Jeremy Lin

- Kate Upton broke up with Mark Sanchez because Jeremy Lin winked at her.

- Jeremy Lin starts fires by staring at a bundle of sticks.

- Jeremy Lin is responsible for New York’s unseasonably warm winter.

- Jeremy Lin has a 105 player rating in NBA Live.

- Jeremy Lin doesn’t pass with his arms, he moves the ball with his mind.

- Jeremy Lin speaks 12 different languages including Aramaic.

- David Stern has canceled the remaining NBA season and declared “Jeremy Lin and those guys who play with him the 2011/2012 champs.”

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