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Jane Blow: Want to Play Twister?

Earlier this week I proposed a question to my Tweeps and FaceBook friends asking their opinion on what they wanted me to write today. They chose “Positions & Why They Feel Good,” honestly I almost vetoed the decision.

October 15, 2009 by JaneBlow  
Filed under Jane Blow, Sex, Uncategorized

Earlier this week I proposed a question to my Tweeps and FaceBook friends asking their opinion on what they wanted me to write today.  They chose “Positions & Why They Feel Good,” honestly I almost vetoed the decision.  I mean, what hasn’t been said already? What haven’t you done or discussed with friends?

I’ve no idea, but we came to the conclusion that you people like us and want to hear our opinion on the subject.  Maybe imagine us nakked in your bed.

TwisterBedWANT!

As far as positions go, there are only a few basic ones; the rest are modifications and adaptations on the basics.  Since this is going to be a reoccurring subject we’re going to give you some classics, and then suggest some modifications and tell you why they feel better.

1. Missionary

MissionaryLadies:

Put a pillow under your butt because (you know he wont do it) this will elevate your hips.  His penis has a natural curve, so does your vagina, by rocking your hips up the angle you’re at is exaggerated which makes your G-Spot easier to hit.

This also makes it easier for you to play with your clit if you lay your palm on your mons (link NSFW) and wedge your fingers around your clit and rub.

Potentially you can also place a finger or two inside of yourself against your G-Spot.  It’ll make you tighter of course, and give you max stimulation.  The industry also has a toy for this, I can’t wait to write the review on it!!

Lastly for you gals, don’t leave your legs out straight, open them up wider – the wider they are the more blood flow there can be to the area which makes you more sensitive thus making sex feel better.

Guys:

Put a pillow under her butt, and play with her clit… and possibly her ass.  Anal can also be achieved with the pillow under her butt.  So not only can you get anal, but you can seem like a ‘good guy’ too!  How? Many women dislike anal because most only do it in Doggy position (which some find mentally uncomfortable, as well as physically)… they can’t eye gaze and all that mushy stuff.

Lean Back, while directly on top of your girl you’re not getting max stimulation.  Lean back, and wrap your arm around her legs and thighs, use them to help you thrust.  Plus, you can totally Long Dick and watch it. If you are laying with her, don’t forget to kiss her and her neck.

GLBT: (don’t think I’ve forgotten you all!)

The pillow trick is totally Unisex – what works for G-Spots, works for Prostates. Pillows are great for oral sex too, gives your neck less of an angle to battle with. The the opening your legs wider trick, increasing blood flow feels great for women, and gives men a better hard on.

Get a lamp. Why? Because sex in general in the dark, is boring and an over head light is too much.  You can’t pick out the liars, and you can’t see what is really turning your partner on.  Your partner’s body will tell you what feels good even if they aren’t.  Their skin will flush and glisten with sweat, nipples will be hard, facial expressions change – if you fuck in the dark you’re missing part of the show!

hm… this is getting a little long, I guess I’ll just cover one other classic.  Leave you wanting… more.  I’d have to say, Anticipation is a “position” people don’t use much anymore.  This totally counts as #2.

3. Doggy; Rear Entry

Doggy Position

Ladies:

Ya know in porno, how the girl’s face and shoulders are against the floor/couch and her ass is all up in the air taking it like some whore?  That is because it feels best like that, so get off your hands and forearms… and hold onto something in front of you.  This arches your back, tilts your hips, and makes you look sexy as hell.

Reach between your legs and rub your clit… reach a little further and palm rub his balls for a stimulating surprise for him too.  It was pretty funny when I did that for the first time (to me), a minute later her was done (this new power was addicting).  Also, don’t be sad if that happens; just means you can go again sooner and he’ll last longer the next time around.

Try reaching back, and grasping hands along the side of your body, he’ll be able to lean back and it will put a major arch in your back.  Pretty cool modification in my book.

Guys:

It wouldn’t hurt if you put your hand under her and rubbed her clit a bit too, but I know it is like chewing gum and walking for you – so get a mini vibe and hold it there.  She will eventually take it from you because it feels good and you can go back to varying up your thrusts and grinding.

Push her hips down, lay her flat on her stomach legs together (yes I know that goes against what I said before), straddle her body, then get a little higher up on her body than you normally would.  This modification puts you at deep angle position and it feels amazing for the both of you.  Plus you get the extra rubbing from her legs being together.

Want to feel if she is lying to you?  Put your thumb on her taint.  When she cums, you’ll feel it spasm.  When you’re doing something good, you’ll feel that too.  Lube it up a little and rub her ass too,  just because she wont let you fuck her ass, doesn’t mean she wont like external stimulation (which usually always leads to anal sex in time). Little steps guys, patience, you’ll get it.

GLBT:

If your partner is on their hands and knees and you are off the bed this is another relaxing position to try oral sex.  If you want to go for the 69 make sure the person on the bottom has ALOT of pillows propping them up; that is the ONLY way 69ing works.  While you’re back there, try some analingus, it feels pretty damn awesome.

If you have a full length mirror (or go get one if you don’t) move it so it is horizontal to your bed, this way instead of seeing clips of sex, you can watch your bodies much better.  It is also one of the quickest fixes to put it back where it belongs and no one is the wiser.

If this was terribly Vanilla for you, give suggestions for the next Twister post and let us know!  For the record, we start with the basics and build from there.

What is your favorite position and why?  Have you come up with any good modifications?  Post here, and get your 15 minute quicky! ;)

<3 Jane

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One Comment on "Jane Blow: Want to Play Twister?"

  1. Andrew on Thu, Oct 15th, 2009 at 1:34 pm 

    Those images rock! and The Flying Camel is always a fav of mine