Jane Blow: Trick or Treat!??!!!!!
Halloween has come and now it’s time for some Tricking and Treating! We thought, and thought on what to give you in your goodie bags and decided the best gift is the fun fabulous ways of Ninja Sex!!
Halloween has come and now it’s time for some Tricking or Treating! We thought, and thought on what to give you in your goodie bags and decided the best gift is the fun fabulous ways of Ninja Sex!!
Ninja Sex: (noun) [nin-jah secks] Sex that comes about by tricking one partner and surprising them with sex.
The sluttiest mammals known to man!
Ninja Sex can be achieved by the “Trick and Treat Method.”
First: TRICK like a sneaky sneaky Ninja would aka Prank your significant other. OH NOES! My car broke down I need you to come get me now! omgz! etc.
(Bonus points if you actually get them worried- haha!)
Second: TREAT! When your significant other, booty call, fuck buddy, Wednesday night girl etc comes over theres your chance to un-worry them and to get it on like raunchy (Ninja) animals!
Third: It would be best (if you’re a female Ninja) to grab a bunch of your hot girlfriends and ALL dress up link Ninjas and really surprise your partner in true Ninja “Out Number Your Enemy” fashion! If you’re a guy, you might scare the crap out of your partner so make sure she is OK with the whole “Gangbang” scenario first. kthnxbai!
This is the beat time of year for ninja sex, pranking will be appreciated and to really kink it up there are allll kinds of costumes to buy. So hey if you really wanna dress like some Ninjas and bang it out you can do that too.
He knows karate…and does this great thing with his tongue…
Now go, enjoy Halloween Ninja Sex and have fun with your nunchucks!!!
Extra Extra Bonus Points if you send us pics (please)!!
What are you going as on Halloween, or What was your best costume ever?
<3 Jane
P.S If your partner is MIA or you’re a solo Ninja, then go check out some Ninja Porno!
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Drew on Thu, Oct 29th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
what if your an actual ninja? is that just normal run of the mill everyday sex?
chris on Thu, Oct 29th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
JaneBlow on Thu, Oct 29th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
then the surprise would be to NOT be a Ninja… duuhh
Ninja Ninja !! hahaha… I started an epidemic!!! hahaha!!