Jane Blow: Leeloo Would Be Proud of Lelo
When men come in to shop without their ladies, we compare toys to cars…if Cal Exotics is a Ford (it’ll work if you take care of it) Lelo is the Koenigsegg.
November 19, 2009 by JaneBlow
Filed under Jane Blow, Movies & TV, Sex
I’m tired of replacing batteries, charging batteries, worrying if the batteries are going to explode…and the dreaded “I’m about to cum but fear my batteries are dieing” feeling. I’d spend the extra $20 for a rechargeable toy.
Know what else? I’m tired of toys I pay for breaking after a few uses and they don’t come with a warranty. I’d spend the extra $20 for a better quality toy.
Quite frankly, I know what a cock feels like. All of these “realistic” “cyberskin” toys are nice, but I want something different.
If I am, I know you are too.
( IF YOU CANNOT LOOK AT SEX TOYS AT WORK – THE REST OF THIS POST IS NSFW)
When I’m in this sort of mood, I reach for something futuristic, fun, colorful… I take out a luxury Lelo.
No, not Leeloo; although that would be cool too.
When men come in to shop without their ladies, we compaire toys to cars (something they understand). It makes the process easier. For scale we’ll call something from California Exotics a Ford (it’ll work if you take care of it), Topco gets Volvo (reliable, fun and safe), Doc Johnson is Cadillac (better made, sort of luxury).
Then there is the Swedish Lelo the Koenigsegg.
Yes, Luxury means you’ll be paying more. But they are so worth it. Made of medical grade plastics and vibrantly colored silicone means they are safe for your body. Better than cyberskin and rubber at transferring vibrations too. Lelo is also ergonomically shaped for your body and your hands which not only makes them easier to use; Lelo will also find “your spot” quicker!
Every model is rechargeable, VERY quiet, and has a warranty. Lelo vibrators have an average of 4 speeds on each vibrator, and then 3 different pulse modes.
They have Contour Vibes, which are small and fit our hands just right: Nea and Lily.
Nea
Mini Vibes that charge with a USB: Mia
Mia
Sexy Cock Rings and Tools made just for Men: Bo, Bob, and Billy. (Billy is an adaption of one of their female Gspot vibes… they found reviews of men using it, then adapted it to fit a Man’s needs.)
G-Spot Vibes: GiGi, Mona, Iris, and Ella.
GiGi
Regular fun Vibes: Liv and Elise.
Dual-Action Models (their version of a Rabbit): is called Ina.
Duo-Tone Balls which double as Kegal Exercisers: Luna Beads.
Luna
And Superduper Luxe:
Gold Plated: upwards of 2k
Our favs are GiGi, Mia and Bo. They’re delicious, powerful, quiet, super easay to use…worth every penny in a serious way. The controls on GiGi and the other vibes take a minute to get used to, but once you do the patterns are endless and awesome. Mia is excellent because you can charge it anywhere you find a USB and it has a double double identity. If someone finds it in your purse it looks like a lipstick, and if they open it they might think it is an odd jump drive! Bo is easily consealed, stretches, does his job, plus it doesn’t look like a dolphin or some other stupid animal.
All of which can be found online, or the shop we work at!
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mike on Sun, Nov 22nd, 2009 at 5:52 pm
is there a gloryhole in nitecap I want to surprize my gf and bring her there
mike on Sun, Nov 22nd, 2009 at 5:53 pm
is there a gloryhole in nitecap
JaneBlow on Mon, Nov 23rd, 2009 at 9:56 am
there is no gloryhole at nitecap, but there are buddy booths up there.