Who: Myself representing DAPS and Nitecap Video, a few friends, free passes, lots of Porn Stars and Assorted Sluts.
What: Speaking our minds, taking pictures with porn stars, heavily discounted sex toys (like The Fleshlight buy one get one!), several stage shows (including Strip for Pain) and several informative seminars (including a sex position workshop).
When: 25th-27th of September.
Where: NJ Expo Center
Why: Because I love my job and Porno fucking rocks!
Links: Exxxoticany.com and the Twitter Bookmark this for next year’s info, and follow them on Twitter if you’d like to follow porn stars who Tweet! I also follow MANY porn stars so you should go ahead and follow me too. Yep. I took the time to make sure they were real and not just fans’ pages or fakes.
Upon entering the event, you are greeted immediately with everything you’re hoping to see. Lots of mostly naked women, waiting to be all over your junk and take pictures for a few bucks.
and it only gets better!
Her name is Brandy, but I bet you don’t care.
There was a Big Cock ride/bull type thing!
Sean Michaels was asked how he feels about waking up in the morning, and knowing he was going to bang a beautiful slut that day. His reply was that he does it for his kids and family. He wouldn’t be in porno if it wasn’t for his beautiful children and that at age 51 they are what he lives for.
The women were asked how they keep themselves so ‘clean’ for a movie. The guy was really asking what method of hair removal do they use. Taylor Wayne said in that hot British accent of hers that she shaves right before the movie. A second after this pic was taken she swung her legs up in the air and she was doing all sorts of “shower acrobatics” and talking about the position she gets into to shave the little hairs on her asshole. I learned it pays to do yoga before a shower!
Strip for Pain = a fan guy getting totally abused. Duct Tape, slapping, getting hit with wires… it was totally fucking brutal. Every time he makes it through a punishment, the girls strip! Joanna Angel and her team put on a really…really… good show!
Alektra Blue was TWEETING during the entire show! In fact, I was talking to alot of the girls and they all agreed!!
Especially Isis Taylor and the Tera Patrick booth that alot of their time is spent waiting around and not getting fucked silly so they waste time on twitter. Chatting with friends, some fans and making contacts for their next movies.
I was talking to Joanna Angel for a little bit. I told her I couldn’t believe her Brass Knuckles product was HUGE. She designed it from start to finish, and didn’t know it would end up so big either. Joanna asked how it was selling – and I told her truthfully – that the gay men are buying it because usually they like bigger tools to play with. I told her to have it in purple AND pink and she can watch her sales rise. *crosses fingers* I hope she takes my advice! I also need to tell ipricku that shes very interested in his jewelry!
Words..words…words… I know, I’m sorry, I know you don’t care… just show you mostly nakie sluts for you fapping pleasure. FINE! HERE! Nearly 100 shots for you to, um, shoot to!
<3 Jane
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